The NFL product is so good it belongs in a can. It would be like Campbell’s vegetable soup, only chunkier.
I used to sell chairs, until one day a customer told me that they weren’t dancing equipment. Turns out dancing doesn’t involve sitting in silence alone, and I’d been doing it wrong for years.
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FREEDOM isn’t something you earn by VOTING. The real power is controlled by The Central Bankers, and they continue to wage war on The People, while The People get increasingly poorer without ever questioning the root cause.
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Pickleball is rising in popularity, and may soon be America’s favorite sport. But come on, nothing will ever replace making fun of Boomers.
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Well, what are you waiting for? Grab a shovel and start digging your way out of the hole you’ve worked yourself into.
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If you like java, furniture, and literature, then you’ll love coffee table books. Why don’t you try mine? It comes with FREE refills.
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VOTERS think their rights come from The Constitution, but I know that my FREEDOM comes from God. VOTERS worship a piece of paper that’s already been shredded and burned.
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The secret ingredient that makes duck soup tasty is swimming. That’s what gives it that fresh flavor.
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Sometimes my kitchen sink doubles as a duck pond. Problem is, I can’t exactly move my diving board, so I have to relocate Greg Louganis Hour to another slot, like one on the toaster.
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A mutual fund manager will charge you 1.5% for the service of losing all your wealth. That’s foolish, because if your strategy is to lose all your money, I’ll do it for you for ONLY 1.49%.
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