360 degrees of sexy is a Circle of Lust. This circles is on repeat, which is sure to make your head spin. If you want me, I’ll be around.
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I’m tired of using my intellect to make money. It’s time I start leveraging my undeniable sex appeal to start building wealth. I hope modeling agencies see this video and all fight over signing me to a lucrative contract.
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The genius part about my #startup idea where clothes fade to zero opacity when the monthly subscription goes unpaid, is women would NOT tolerate seeing this man go shirtless, and neither would the gay male community. They would all scream, “Pay your bill!”
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This GIF looks like a guy hiring his own clone, which is smart, because you can’t do everything, and so you must delegate, and if you are too busy to do something, who better to do it than you? Of course, you’ll probably get murdered by your clone, and he’ll just take your job.
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If you think the pope is a man of god, you’re right. But that’s god with a little “g,” and by that I mean the devil.
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Michelle Obama played D1 Men’s Football, and probably follows The NFL, so she has no excuse for not knowing The Tuck Rule. She should learn it before dancing in tight pants.
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September 11th is less than two days away, so to honor that memory and dishonor one of the main culprits, George W. Bush, I decided to rework Kanye West and Lil Pump’s video for “I love it” into a 9/11 Truther GIF.
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Making love is a beautiful thing, but remember to bring some Tupperware Containers, just in case you make extra and need to keep it fresh for a few weeks. That way customers don’t complain about the smell of the product you are selling.
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Why make dinner, when it was just made last night and there is still some left over? Same thing with making love. If you’re horny, check the fridge.
