Choose your words carefully, because you don’t want someone to misunderstand you inadvertently. Instead, be intentional with your miscommunication.
If you’re not too busy making money for The Bankers for FREE, would you mind if I used your body to power BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm? As far as batteries go, you’re the second most interesting one I’ve ever met.
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Fans of my writing often say, “Jarod, you write such romantic words! Why isn’t more of your poetry featured above truck stop urinals all along I-95?” The answer is I don’t know, but I’m humbled by the praise.
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Whites can’t move to the ghetto, because that’s gentrification. Whites can’t move away from the ghetto, because that’s white flight. That’s the kind of white flight a Pekin duck does, and I’m all about that kind of running.
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Hip-hop is for the birds. And a bird without a hip hops when it walks.
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George H. W. Bush wasn’t gay. No, his wife was a man in a dress, and that’s totally not homosexual. In fact, that’s the essence of modern Conservativism.
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There are many ways to become wealthy, but do you know the best way to make money? With a printing press! Just crank out fakeness, and use that fiat currency to buy up REAL assets. Come on, think like a central banker.
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When do YOU celebrate the gays and the trannies? Why not on Veteran’s Day? After all, that’s the kind of FREEDOM our military is fighting for, right?
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You can’t put out a forest fire by spritzing it with perfume. But that’s OK, because in the end, The Arsonist gets defeated by The Gardener.
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Having a duck farm means dealing with a lot of shit. That’s why I have a meme farm too, so I can also talk a lot of shit.
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