Your soul thirsts to love and be loved to be whole, so how come you don’t infuse your water with love and quench your body’s thirst with a drink that heals?
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If you think you’re going to get shot while visiting a violent city, it’s best to travel with a doctor. I’m a big fan of human shields. That’s why I invented The Dr. Obambulator-Shaped Body Suit that’s made for two people to walk in tandem.
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Science will try to convince you that the largest lizard in the world is the komodo dragon, but I’d argue it’s Queen Elizabeth. Plus, she’s ancient, hanging on to life one drop of adrenochrome at a time, so she’s a real dinosaur, unlike those fake ones used to sell museum tickets.
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No matter what time it is, it’s always now, and now is the perfect and only time to love, because to love any other time is to risk being too late. Now’s now is better than later’s now, so don’t wait.
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If #FakeNews is nonsense, then the best reply is a non sequitur. Just because they tell 10% of the truth, doesn’t mean they’re not 100% bullshit. I could just ignore them, but then they’d be ignorant to my true disgust for them, and where’s the fun in that?
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I should write a book called “The Art of Trolling.” Of course, if trolling is an art, then #FakeNews is the paint that gives it vibrancy and adds vividness to the colors.
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When The Government offers you Dirt Soup, not only is it FREE, but you have to pay for it. Oh, and you are the one who made it.
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Book title idea: “How to Self-Thaw Yourself After Freezing In Fear, Before Evaporating Away From All Things Scary,” By Neil Cowherd Lee
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You will reach a higher spiritual dimension when you come to accept the fact that NASA is #FakeNews.
