No matter what you do, even if you do nothing, you are doing something. So if you’re going to go through all the trouble of doing something, you may as well avoid trouble and do the wise thing.
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Cats, they do what they want, when they want, where they want, and that’s why they are my heroes.
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Even now, I am asleep while we speak. Well, we’re not speaking; I’m writing, and you’re just happy to be a part of my dreams. I’ll let it slide tonight, but tomorrow night, you’re not invited unless you bring chocolate. (Do you also use semicolons in your dreams?)
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I made this for Sweet Lo Lo because she is Double Love, even when she’s alone.
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Have you ever ridden on a horse that was riding on a man? Well, now’s your chance! One ticket is ten dollars, or ten tickets for $99.01. That’s an incredible savings of .99 cents!
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Jeff Sessions is a Forever Clown. He is the Starbucks Coffee of Law Enforcement. And by that I mean he is absolute shit.
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When I was a little boy, my grandpappy always used to say to me, “Some men farm, some men fish, some men hunt, and some men make dank memes. Son, you’re no farmer, fisherman, or hunter, and I think if you had a twin, I’d like him better than you.”
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I just made a tourism video for Israel, so they can continue luring and fleecing Evangelical Christian Americans, who have such a profound faith in God that they’ve never read His Word, for if they had they’d have read about The Synagogue of Satan.
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I buy, sell, and trade Scientism. The demand has gone down recently, but I assure you, I keep my product fresh, and I do so by wrapping it in the same tinfoil that NASA used on their Lunar Rover—and that which has covered my Leftover Meatloaf Surprise since 1999.
