If you find yourself defending The Globalists, the same ones who want to exterminate you, then the odds of you being a TV Head are 100%. But hey, at least you’re safe from zombies, since they only eat brains.

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When the green things recede, and the brown creeps forward, then the scavengers start encircling and spiraling inward.

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When I talk about Florida, I don’t abbreviate by calling it Flo, so of course I refer to Amazon Go by its full name: Amazon Gonorrhea.

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If you’re honest, and full of honor and integrity, most people will love you, but a few will hate you. But do you know what those people are called? Me neither, because they are forgettable, and not worthy of consideration.

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I respect a man brave enough to instigate a war that other men will fight and die in. Americans, we know respect, and we thank such courageous men for their Public Service. We NEED such heroes, because if we had less war, just imagine what kind of violent world we’d be living in.

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I don’t want to see any Mom & Pop Shop to go out of business, because if Mom and Pop have no money, then who’s going to pay me my weekly allowance? And it I’m not getting paid, then who’s gonna mow the lawn and do the dishes after dinner?

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Everything is sales, and everyone is a salesman. The question is, what are you selling, and when you get paid, does the person you sold also get a reward?

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I’m not a very good sleeper. But you know what? I’m willing to put in a few extra hours every day to get better. That’s just the kind of hard worker I am.

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I make Dank Memes by hand. That’s also how I make love. Hopefully that will change when I get married.

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I took this photo, but I didn’t take this photo. I took it from Google, and once I’m done promoting myself, I promise I’ll put it back.

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If you find yourself defending The Globalists, the same ones who want to exterminate you, then the odds of you being a TV Head are 100%. But hey, at least you’re safe from zombies, since they only eat brains.

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When the green things recede, and the brown creeps forward, then the scavengers start encircling and spiraling inward.

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When I talk about Florida, I don’t abbreviate by calling it Flo, so of course I refer to Amazon Go by its full name: Amazon Gonorrhea.

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If you’re honest, and full of honor and integrity, most people will love you, but a few will hate you. But do you know what those people are called? Me neither, because they are forgettable, and not worthy of consideration.

Like this:

I respect a man brave enough to instigate a war that other men will fight and die in. Americans, we know respect, and we thank such courageous men for their Public Service. We NEED such heroes, because if we had less war, just imagine what kind of violent world we’d be living in.

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I don’t want to see any Mom & Pop Shop to go out of business, because if Mom and Pop have no money, then who’s going to pay me my weekly allowance? And it I’m not getting paid, then who’s gonna mow the lawn and do the dishes after dinner?

Like this:

Everything is sales, and everyone is a salesman. The question is, what are you selling, and when you get paid, does the person you sold also get a reward?

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I’m not a very good sleeper. But you know what? I’m willing to put in a few extra hours every day to get better. That’s just the kind of hard worker I am.

Like this:

I make Dank Memes by hand. That’s also how I make love. Hopefully that will change when I get married.

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I took this photo, but I didn’t take this photo. I took it from Google, and once I’m done promoting myself, I promise I’ll put it back.

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