#FakeNews Flashback Fursday

Or instead of meeting nonsense head on with absurdity, here’s a great idea:

Seth Rich is in heaven riding a mythical white unicorn that some confused Democrats have worshiped as “Russian hacker.”

Why is the Russian hacking thing #FakeNews and completely bogus?

Well, according to Kim Dotcom, Seth Rich was responsible for the devastating DNC leaks, and not some mythical, fantastical, and farcical Russian hacker.

According to Zero Hedge,

“Of course, if it’s true that WikiLeaks’ emails came from a DNC insider it would end the “Russian hacking” narrative that has been perpetuated by Democrats and the mainstream media for the past several months. Moreover, it would corroborate the one confirmation that Julian Assange has offered regarding his source, namely that it was “not a state actor.”

Surely at least one other person besides me can see the absurdity of it all, right? Thankfully, yes. A lot of people, actually. But I leave you with one final thought before we put this to bed.

And we do need to put this #RussianHacking narrative to bed. It’s incredibly tired. It’s had a long day–a day that’s lasted over 4,321 hours.

You are not your bank account. You are not a nothing.

But it’s true. According to Zero Hedge,

“nearly half the country would be unable “to cover an unexpected $400 expense”, and about two-thirds of the population lives paycheck to paycheck at least part of the time.”

But this economic apocalypse isn’t about Trump. No, the blame falls squarely on the Federal Reserve, as since the central bank’s inception, our economy has only spiraled down, as our fiat currency swirls towards its intrinsic value of zero.

Nobody has any money, and nobody has a job. So why is nobody demanding answers from the institution responsible, the Federal Reserve?

Perhaps because nobody has a clue. They don’t even know that they don’t even know. All they know is they can’t find jobs.

Eight years into this “recovery,” and let’s see what The People have to say about their economic situation.

Nobody has any money and nobody can find a job, but please, #FakeNews Wall Street Journal, Forbes, and New York Times, tell us all again how Ben Bernanke and the central bank saved the world.

On a one to Hillary Clinton scale, how bad does CNN stink?

First, about the Hillary Clinton bit:

So it’s confirmed: Hillary Clinton smells like sulfur, which makes sense if you consider she plays host corpse to Lucifer himself.

But what about CNN? Well, what do The People think?

There you have it, folks. The People agree: CNN stinks.

Journalists are so stupid that the only people who don’t know they are stupid are those smart enough to work in DC, but too dumb to get out

According to Zero Hedge:

A recent scientific study just proved something that viewers of CNN have probably suspected for years: Journalists’ brains function at a lower level than the rest of the population.

A study conducted by neuroscientist Tara Swift and the London Press Club determined that “the highest functions of journalists brains were operating at a lower level than the average population, due to dehydration, self-medicating, and fueling their brains with caffeine and high-sugar foods”

Using a simple Twitter search to find a sample from The People, I was able to determine what you and I already know about journalists. Here are just a few thoughts about journalists.

Well, there it is. Now you know what you already knew: Journalists are stupid.

Sears has a future—but only if you are living in the past.

But what do current employees have to say about working there?

I think the last tweet about sums up the situation at Sears.

In a world of fake, real is where the money is

Ben Bernanke and Janet Yellen walk into a bar. They must be doing the Limbo, because that bar is set so incredibly low.

In a healthy economic recovery, a store closing means they’ll reopen the following morning. Under this sham recovery from 2009, it means closing forever.

According to Business Insider, Sears is secretly closing more stores than the incredibly large number they previously whispered. If mannequins could talk, they’d tell you to run.

But according to Federal Reserve Chair Janet Yellen, “The simple message is — the economy is doing well.”

As USA Today put it, “Eight years after the Great Recession ended, it’s finally starting to feel like a normal economy again.”

And by normal they mean if you have the vision and insight of a man with his head lodged deep in his own anus.

CNN offers this perspective, “Stores are closing at an epic pace. In fact, the retail industry could suffer far more store closures this year than ever.”

But real is too expensive. All they have to offer is #FakeNews and #FakeMoney.

ZeroHedge has dubbed this upcoming event the “Retail Apocalypse.”

They have documented this slow-motion train crash for months, and they recently said,

“As you know, the United States is rapidly descending into the ‘retail apocalypse’ with over 21 retailers closing 3591 stores in 2017.”

To avoid the inevitable death spiral that looms in our economy, and to secure safety, I’d recommend buying gold, silver, and Bitcoin.

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