This is an innovative class, because you pay me $19.95, and in return I teach you nothing. But in doing so, I teach you everything, so I think it’s a deal and you’ll really get your money’s worth. Sign up today!

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My advice to novice writers is to just keep writing. I mean look at me, I’ve been writing for over a decade, and I’ve already written four sentences. So, yeah, I’m prolific.

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If I were actually going to sell love, the best way to do it would be to give away FREE samples, because the more I gave away, the more I’d get in return and the more I’d have to sell.

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The reason I write music with one note occurring every 24 hours is that slow dancing is a lost art, and I’m trying to bring it back at an almost inaudible pace. Concert tickets $19.95 each, or two for $39.90.

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One hug is two people completing The Circle of Love.

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I talk a lot with my hands, and that’s why cats love conversing with me, because no matter what I’m saying I’m doing it silently while petting them. It’s double body language.

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Andrew never says anything stupid, because Andrew never says anything at all. I don’t know if he’s a mute, or just incredibly wise.

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If I could, I’d work 24 hours a day. And by work I mean sleep, because I’m all about that Hustle Life.

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As a portrait artist, I’m the best at handling chopsticks while drawing, and for ONLY $19.95 I can draw you in such a way that no matter what you look like, you’ll resemble Rasputin. You’ll also look like a love letter, so you’ll have the essence of romance.

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Writing would have more vibrancy if instead of ink, pens were filled with coffee.

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This is an innovative class, because you pay me $19.95, and in return I teach you nothing. But in doing so, I teach you everything, so I think it’s a deal and you’ll really get your money’s worth. Sign up today!

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My advice to novice writers is to just keep writing. I mean look at me, I’ve been writing for over a decade, and I’ve already written four sentences. So, yeah, I’m prolific.

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If I were actually going to sell love, the best way to do it would be to give away FREE samples, because the more I gave away, the more I’d get in return and the more I’d have to sell.

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The reason I write music with one note occurring every 24 hours is that slow dancing is a lost art, and I’m trying to bring it back at an almost inaudible pace. Concert tickets $19.95 each, or two for $39.90.

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One hug is two people completing The Circle of Love.

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I talk a lot with my hands, and that’s why cats love conversing with me, because no matter what I’m saying I’m doing it silently while petting them. It’s double body language.

Like this:

Andrew never says anything stupid, because Andrew never says anything at all. I don’t know if he’s a mute, or just incredibly wise.

Like this:

If I could, I’d work 24 hours a day. And by work I mean sleep, because I’m all about that Hustle Life.

Like this:

As a portrait artist, I’m the best at handling chopsticks while drawing, and for ONLY $19.95 I can draw you in such a way that no matter what you look like, you’ll resemble Rasputin. You’ll also look like a love letter, so you’ll have the essence of romance.

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