I am a dandelion. I am a Wind Flower. I’m half wind, half flower. My mother is a flower and my father is the wind, and I know this because he’s so gone he’s invisible, but at one time my mother felt his presence.
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Here’s a GIF of an ear so you’ll hear me: Get out of the dollar.
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I love sound money. The dollar is too Helen Kelleresque to take seriously as a store of wealth.
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I have no money, but I have a surplus of talent with words and a heart large enough for two people, so I should write love letters and sell them to men who think they can buy affection.
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I like John Mayer’s song, “Waiting On The World To Change,” because in the middle of it he breaks into Elevator Music, which is designed to put people to sleep, so it allows the listener to take a MicroNap.
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Just made a fresh GIF in my Meme Machine, which also washes dishes, and that’s a whole lot better than washing dishes by hand, because what am I supposed to do with my other hand while my one hand is scrubbing? So inefficient.
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Of all the snakes I’ve ever encountered, from Copperheads to Rattlers to Water Moccasins, the most deadly are Zionists, having murdered over 100 Million people.
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I love sales because love is sales, and if you’re not continuously selling your woman on your relationship, she’ll look to another man for romance.
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#Startup idea: Instead of a dozen roses at a time, sell bouquets of butterflies to men who love romancing their women, but also want to show that their love is going places, and isn’t just going to sit still demanding water or it’ll kill itself.
