Buy One Wheel, Get One FREE. You get TWO unicycles for the price of ONE bicycle. And if you act NOW, I’ll even include Frozen Duck Soup On A Stick for FREE.
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I dance like my legs are made of Jell-O. I know, exotic and romantic, right? But my dancing also now comes in Duck Soup Flavor, and is FOR SALE in small, medium, and buffet-style.
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When you act NOW, you also receive a FREE copy of my newest book: “How to put out riot fires with your naked body.” The book itself is burnable, and should altogether be banned by The Government.
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I’m a landholder. I have piles and piles of dirtbags. Thanks to Potter Equipment Company and KJ Pond Service, my Surreal Estate is FOR SALE.
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I believe we are all being reduced to poverty through the devaluation of our fiat currency and the forced closures of small businesses. I also believe mass starvation is coming. Am I living in Fantasy Land? No. I’m living fantastically in The Ozarks, and I am preparing.
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There’s more truth to Elon Musk’s original Sketchers pregnancy meme than in all of his company SpaceX. SpaceX is all hot air, with the occasional fiery explosion, like a Tesla car.
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I’m a planner and a doer. Tonight I plan on doing tomorrow, and when tomorrow comes I’ll spend all day reflecting back on tonight, and how proud I am that I got all this planning done.
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I often just stop by Nature’s Wonders to buy an orange soda. Of course, they also sell other tasty flavors, like brown, light brown, and red brown.
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Some sharks like the taste of seal meat. Other sharks like eating human babies. The latter sharks are the kind you vote for, and who also run international banks.
