Tag: writing
I used to be a Donut Hustler, but then I realized it would be easier to be an author and sell ONE MILLION books than ONE MILLION donuts, because I only have to do the work once. So far I’ve sold one book. (Thanks, mom!)
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The ink that writes our Love Story is the blood that flows through our hearts, like flowers liquified and pulsing upward toward the light.
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Our Love Story is being written every day, and we are the co-authors. We’re also the editors, because that’s what enhances the romance.
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I’m such a romantic, and my heart was beating so fast while I wrote my Love Haiku/grocery list, that I forgot to include deodorant. Now I’m drenched with desire and passion.
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This GIF looks like a guy hiring his own clone, which is smart, because you can’t do everything, and so you must delegate, and if you are too busy to do something, who better to do it than you? Of course, you’ll probably get murdered by your clone, and he’ll just take your job.
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September 11th is less than two days away, so to honor that memory and dishonor one of the main culprits, George W. Bush, I decided to rework Kanye West and Lil Pump’s video for “I love it” into a 9/11 Truther GIF.
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There’s a fine line between advertising and dank meme marketing, and Nike just found itself on the wrong side, promoting a shill in a fake-woke campaign, while Truthers have remixed that ad to skewer globalists in a merciless and most humorous manner.
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Danny’s Coffee may be cold and old, but that doesn’t mean it’s not FOR SALE. Danny doesn’t know what he’s missing! Seriously, Danny has no idea I swiped his coffee, so all of it can be yours today! It’s just one haggle away!
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Houses have stories, and I used to want to sell houses until I realized I’d much rather just sell the stories. So, I became a writer. From a financial perspective, that was a disastrous decision.
