I dance like I play the piano, and by that I mean when you watch my feet move you’d think I have 88 fingers. If you want to be a better lover, there’s a book for that, and I wrote it. You can read it, for ONLY $19.95.

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I snuck a peak at the opening line of Jeremy’s Romance Novel, and it reads thus: “Our hero’s name is Jarod, and women want to be with him, men want to be him, and genderfluids want him to drink them.”

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When I write my autobiography, it will be a cookbook called “4,321 Ways To Eat Leftover Meatloaf.” The only two unifying elements, besides the Leftover Meatloaf, will the blindfold and the clothespin, to plug your nose. The book’s suggested retail price will be $19.95.

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2019 seems to be the year that men becoming women produces yawns induced by boredom. When men start transitioning into cats, wake me up, because it’s not like I don’t already self-identify as one.

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As Masters of The Fondle, TSA agents are so romantic that if they weren’t getting paid to grope travelers, they’d all probably be sitting at home writing Love Poetry in the style of Allen Ginsberg, that rambler for NAMBLA.

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It’s too late to start fighting after you’ve been knocked out and enslaved. How long will you let The Globalists keep punching you before you start swinging back?

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The ink that writes our Love Story is the blood that flows through our hearts, like flowers liquified and pulsing upward toward the light.

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Our Love Story is being written every day, and we are the co-authors. We’re also the editors, because that’s what enhances the romance.

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I’m such a romantic, and my heart was beating so fast while I wrote my Love Haiku/grocery list, that I forgot to include deodorant. Now I’m drenched with desire and passion.

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At the end of my life, do I want to be known as a writer or a lover? And by lover I don’t mean a writer of love quotes. I mean a guy who poured his heart out for the poor, the broken, and the abused.

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I dance like I play the piano, and by that I mean when you watch my feet move you’d think I have 88 fingers. If you want to be a better lover, there’s a book for that, and I wrote it. You can read it, for ONLY $19.95.

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I snuck a peak at the opening line of Jeremy’s Romance Novel, and it reads thus: “Our hero’s name is Jarod, and women want to be with him, men want to be him, and genderfluids want him to drink them.”

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When I write my autobiography, it will be a cookbook called “4,321 Ways To Eat Leftover Meatloaf.” The only two unifying elements, besides the Leftover Meatloaf, will the blindfold and the clothespin, to plug your nose. The book’s suggested retail price will be $19.95.

Like this:

2019 seems to be the year that men becoming women produces yawns induced by boredom. When men start transitioning into cats, wake me up, because it’s not like I don’t already self-identify as one.

Like this:

As Masters of The Fondle, TSA agents are so romantic that if they weren’t getting paid to grope travelers, they’d all probably be sitting at home writing Love Poetry in the style of Allen Ginsberg, that rambler for NAMBLA.

Like this:

It’s too late to start fighting after you’ve been knocked out and enslaved. How long will you let The Globalists keep punching you before you start swinging back?

Like this:

The ink that writes our Love Story is the blood that flows through our hearts, like flowers liquified and pulsing upward toward the light.

Like this:

Our Love Story is being written every day, and we are the co-authors. We’re also the editors, because that’s what enhances the romance.

Like this:

I’m such a romantic, and my heart was beating so fast while I wrote my Love Haiku/grocery list, that I forgot to include deodorant. Now I’m drenched with desire and passion.

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At the end of my life, do I want to be known as a writer or a lover? And by lover I don’t mean a writer of love quotes. I mean a guy who poured his heart out for the poor, the broken, and the abused.

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