The only thing better than FREE fake money is not having to clean it up when it turns into decorative confetti. Actually, by that point, EVERYTHING is better than fiat currency.
Why go into $30,000 worth of debt to remain ignorant, when you can do that for FREE from the comfort of your own sofa? Not going to college, and not going into debt for a worthless piece of paper, makes you wealthier and puts you four years ahead of your peers.
What reason could you possibly have for not buying this GIF? You might say, “Because it’s worthless.” And to that I’d reply, “So are fiat currencies, including The Dollar.” Sounds like an even trade to me.
College is The Deal Of A Lifetime. That’s because it’ll take you a lifetime to pay back all the debt. Why stress yourself like that when I’m offering you The Deal Of A Half A Lifetime? It’s the same value—absolutely worthless—so you may as well pay a Discount Price.