I once wrote a 100,000-word book. But don’t worry, I managed to edit it down to just over one million words.

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Choose your words carefully, because you don’t want someone to misunderstand you inadvertently. Instead, be intentional with your miscommunication.

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No, I’m not calling YOUR book boring. YOUR book is amazing, and I can’t wait to start reading it. Is it available in video format?

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I once lost a debate. It only took me two black eyes and a bloody nose to realize the other guy’s argument was more powerful.

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I’m shocked to learn I’ve been saying the word joke wrong. My whole life I thought it was pronounced joke, like choke with a j, but it turns out it’s actually spoken as MAGA.

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A bootlicker would be so much wiser if he would simply hold his tongue. The tongue can be used in many foolish ways, like praising our oppressors, but the most foolish way to use your tongue is to be a bootlicker.

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You can string lovely words together to make someone fall in love with you, but don’t string them along.

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The meaning of the words is sometimes not to be found in the collection of letters, but rather in the calculation of numbers derived from the words. Gematria is a way to say two things at once, and deliver secret messages mathematically, rather than linguistically.

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Cheddar plus toast is grilled cheese, and money plus burnt bread is now ON SALE! Also, sometimes I get the words penis and obelisk mixed up.

2019/03/022019/03/02 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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To effectively communicate, it’s important to use words you know will be understood, and to speak in a falsetto voice, with matching jiggly body language and giggles interjected, to show that you are serious.

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I once wrote a 100,000-word book. But don’t worry, I managed to edit it down to just over one million words.

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Choose your words carefully, because you don’t want someone to misunderstand you inadvertently. Instead, be intentional with your miscommunication.

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No, I’m not calling YOUR book boring. YOUR book is amazing, and I can’t wait to start reading it. Is it available in video format?

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I once lost a debate. It only took me two black eyes and a bloody nose to realize the other guy’s argument was more powerful.

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I’m shocked to learn I’ve been saying the word joke wrong. My whole life I thought it was pronounced joke, like choke with a j, but it turns out it’s actually spoken as MAGA.

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A bootlicker would be so much wiser if he would simply hold his tongue. The tongue can be used in many foolish ways, like praising our oppressors, but the most foolish way to use your tongue is to be a bootlicker.

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You can string lovely words together to make someone fall in love with you, but don’t string them along.

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The meaning of the words is sometimes not to be found in the collection of letters, but rather in the calculation of numbers derived from the words. Gematria is a way to say two things at once, and deliver secret messages mathematically, rather than linguistically.

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Cheddar plus toast is grilled cheese, and money plus burnt bread is now ON SALE! Also, sometimes I get the words penis and obelisk mixed up.

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To effectively communicate, it’s important to use words you know will be understood, and to speak in a falsetto voice, with matching jiggly body language and giggles interjected, to show that you are serious.

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