I once lost a debate. It only took me two black eyes and a bloody nose to realize the other guy’s argument was more powerful.
Tag: words
I’m shocked to learn I’ve been saying the word joke wrong. My whole life I thought it was pronounced joke, like choke with a j, but it turns out it’s actually spoken as MAGA.
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A bootlicker would be so much wiser if he would simply hold his tongue. The tongue can be used in many foolish ways, like praising our oppressors, but the most foolish way to use your tongue is to be a bootlicker.
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You can string lovely words together to make someone fall in love with you, but don’t string them along.
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The meaning of the words is sometimes not to be found in the collection of letters, but rather in the calculation of numbers derived from the words. Gematria is a way to say two things at once, and deliver secret messages mathematically, rather than linguistically.
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Cheddar plus toast is grilled cheese, and money plus burnt bread is now ON SALE! Also, sometimes I get the words penis and obelisk mixed up.
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To effectively communicate, it’s important to use words you know will be understood, and to speak in a falsetto voice, with matching jiggly body language and giggles interjected, to show that you are serious.
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My favorite part on your body is your heart. There’s nothing sexier than feeling it beat fast with desire for me.
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Here is a #startup idea that will make money by taking money from the people that make money by printing it. Of course, I use the words people and money loosely, as the banksters are shapeshifting Reptilians, not people, and they don’t make money, they make fake money.
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Honestly, I think you’re a weirdo. But that’s OK, I’d like to sell you my teeth cleaning services. Actually, what you’re paying for is one-way communication, me talking to you, but the teeth scrubbing, that’s FREE.
