The meaning of the words is sometimes not to be found in the collection of letters, but rather in the calculation of numbers derived from the words. Gematria is a way to say two things at once, and deliver secret messages mathematically, rather than linguistically.

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Cheddar plus toast is grilled cheese, and money plus burnt bread is now ON SALE! Also, sometimes I get the words penis and obelisk mixed up.

2019/03/022019/03/02 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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To effectively communicate, it’s important to use words you know will be understood, and to speak in a falsetto voice, with matching jiggly body language and giggles interjected, to show that you are serious.

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My favorite part on your body is your heart. There’s nothing sexier than feeling it beat fast with desire for me.

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Here is a #startup idea that will make money by taking money from the people that make money by printing it. Of course, I use the words people and money loosely, as the banksters are shapeshifting Reptilians, not people, and they don’t make money, they make fake money.

2018/11/212018/11/21 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Honestly, I think you’re a weirdo. But that’s OK, I’d like to sell you my teeth cleaning services. Actually, what you’re paying for is one-way communication, me talking to you, but the teeth scrubbing, that’s FREE.

2018/11/192018/11/19 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Your soul thirsts to love and be loved to be whole, so how come you don’t infuse your water with love and quench your body’s thirst with a drink that heals?

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No matter what time it is, it’s always now, and now is the perfect and only time to love, because to love any other time is to risk being too late. Now’s now is better than later’s now, so don’t wait.

2018/07/122018/07/12 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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My hobbies used to be eating dead babies rebranded and camouflaged as McDonald’s hamburgers and watching TV for eight hours a day, but now I’m wholly engaged in Meme Warfare, both making and sharing, and I’ve never felt more full or fulfilled.

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Don’t go looking for love; let love find you. But don’t go wearing camouflage and try to hide and then complain about how lonely you are.

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The meaning of the words is sometimes not to be found in the collection of letters, but rather in the calculation of numbers derived from the words. Gematria is a way to say two things at once, and deliver secret messages mathematically, rather than linguistically.

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Cheddar plus toast is grilled cheese, and money plus burnt bread is now ON SALE! Also, sometimes I get the words penis and obelisk mixed up.

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To effectively communicate, it’s important to use words you know will be understood, and to speak in a falsetto voice, with matching jiggly body language and giggles interjected, to show that you are serious.

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My favorite part on your body is your heart. There’s nothing sexier than feeling it beat fast with desire for me.

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Here is a #startup idea that will make money by taking money from the people that make money by printing it. Of course, I use the words people and money loosely, as the banksters are shapeshifting Reptilians, not people, and they don’t make money, they make fake money.

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Honestly, I think you’re a weirdo. But that’s OK, I’d like to sell you my teeth cleaning services. Actually, what you’re paying for is one-way communication, me talking to you, but the teeth scrubbing, that’s FREE.

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Your soul thirsts to love and be loved to be whole, so how come you don’t infuse your water with love and quench your body’s thirst with a drink that heals?

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No matter what time it is, it’s always now, and now is the perfect and only time to love, because to love any other time is to risk being too late. Now’s now is better than later’s now, so don’t wait.

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My hobbies used to be eating dead babies rebranded and camouflaged as McDonald’s hamburgers and watching TV for eight hours a day, but now I’m wholly engaged in Meme Warfare, both making and sharing, and I’ve never felt more full or fulfilled.

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