I’m no dating expert, but if you meet a woman with one eye and a pyramid for a head, it’s best not to sleep with her, because you might be asleep for forever, like VOTERS. Swipe right for change!
Tag: women
I snuck a peak at the opening line of Jeremy’s Romance Novel, and it reads thus: “Our hero’s name is Jarod, and women want to be with him, men want to be him, and genderfluids want him to drink them.”
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#Startup idea: Instead of a dozen roses at a time, sell bouquets of butterflies to men who love romancing their women, but also want to show that their love is going places, and isn’t just going to sit still demanding water or it’ll kill itself.
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I like my wine like I like my women—fluid, and with FREE refills. I am forever in search of a #NonSpillableRelationship.
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Be longing to belong, and not to have belongings.
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