The only voting I do is with my wallet. When I buy This, I’m voting against That and vice reversa. That’s the only real political power we have.
I am THE Rocky Balboa of the voting world, because I have been training and preparing for four years to change the world. Will I succeed? It will be a challenge, but by bubbling in my Presidential choice, I will save earth. Am I a hero? You decide. But a parade would be nice.
Some people can take long naps. I’m one of them. That’s why I’m Nap Champion of The World. In fact, I was asleep for the first 20 years of my life. I credit The Iron Triangle for waking me up.
If you haven’t learned about gematria yet, you haven’t gone far enough down The Rabbit Hole. Words and phrases match up because they share the same spirit, which makes sense because The Word is God, spoken into existence.
These days, relevant Fashion Houses are mostly influenced by Meme Culture, but Kind Art Zoo Jar’s main influence is the migratory patterns of populations based on varying tax rates. The fact that he’ll put you to sleep is what makes him so woke!
My coffee is now ON SALE at 5 for $10 plus $89.75, for a total of $19.95 EACH. Incredible! Not only is it expensive, but it’s awful, like Starbucks.
The best way to wake up a small town to the idea of shopping local is with a coffee house. This coffee house is so cozy it’s more of a coffee home.
I want my coffee shop to wake up both your mind and your soul, and an innovative and immersive experience involving inspiration through a real time stream of relevant hashtags will make my Caffeine Distribution Operation worthy of being named Woke.
There’s a fine line between advertising and dank meme marketing, and Nike just found itself on the wrong side, promoting a shill in a fake-woke campaign, while Truthers have remixed that ad to skewer globalists in a merciless and most humorous manner.