Winter reminds me of that one time I went ice fishing. I caught a few beers. But I had to throw them back, because they were just babies. I only drink geriatric fermented barley.

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The only voting I do is with my wallet. When I buy This, I’m voting against That and vice reversa. That’s the only real political power we have.

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A bootlicker would be so much wiser if he would simply hold his tongue. The tongue can be used in many foolish ways, like praising our oppressors, but the most foolish way to use your tongue is to be a bootlicker.

2019/12/282019/12/28 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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If you got paid in air, The Government would demand to know your lung capacity, to exactly calculate the breaths you take that should go to them to keep them alive.

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A heart has two bumps in it, because at its core love is a circle with a point, and that point is two unite two into one.

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Guinness should give itself a world record for being the biggest Clown Show in this circus called Life.

2019/09/272019/09/27 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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You can live life twice, when you find your soul mate, because you feel what she feels, and her heart pumps your veins with love.

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Andrew never says anything stupid, because Andrew never says anything at all. I don’t know if he’s a mute, or just incredibly wise.

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There is no sliding scale for Truth, no gradient full of grays from black to white. Truth either is or it isn’t, it’s either alive or dead, and it never exists in a zombie-like state.

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The best part of now is you don’t have to wait for it. That’s what makes now my favorite time to do what I shouldn’t do, and don’t what I should do.

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Winter reminds me of that one time I went ice fishing. I caught a few beers. But I had to throw them back, because they were just babies. I only drink geriatric fermented barley.

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The only voting I do is with my wallet. When I buy This, I’m voting against That and vice reversa. That’s the only real political power we have.

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A bootlicker would be so much wiser if he would simply hold his tongue. The tongue can be used in many foolish ways, like praising our oppressors, but the most foolish way to use your tongue is to be a bootlicker.

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A heart has two bumps in it, because at its core love is a circle with a point, and that point is two unite two into one.

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Guinness should give itself a world record for being the biggest Clown Show in this circus called Life.

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You can live life twice, when you find your soul mate, because you feel what she feels, and her heart pumps your veins with love.

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Andrew never says anything stupid, because Andrew never says anything at all. I don’t know if he’s a mute, or just incredibly wise.

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There is no sliding scale for Truth, no gradient full of grays from black to white. Truth either is or it isn’t, it’s either alive or dead, and it never exists in a zombie-like state.

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The best part of now is you don’t have to wait for it. That’s what makes now my favorite time to do what I shouldn’t do, and don’t what I should do.

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