We all have needs, we all need love, and if you see a need, you need to fill it, because it’s not like you only have a finite amount of love and you have to be stingy. No, try to give it all away you’ll soon realize you have an endless supply of the very thing people need most.

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One of my goals is to open a #coffee shop,

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and it’s a good thing nobody in #HarrisonArkansas has any clue about #branding or #marketing like they do up in #Branson, because this would offer some serious competition. It’s good though, and I encourage it. #Harrison can keep napping, because the less branding and marketing the local businesses do, the more of the customers I’ll snatch away with #InfluencerMarketing, #Meme Marketing, and the production of #DankMemes. What these local comatose businesses don’t realize is that today, every business is a brand and media company, and a business’ Instagram feed should be entertaining, and not an endless scroll of trite shit FOR SALE. Because nobody gives a rat’s ass. They want to be informed and entertained, and not be told to buy random trinkets in their FREE time.

Everybody wants what everybody wants, and everybody wants it because nobody can get it. If they could, they wouldn’t want it. That’s why nobody has any character these days, because everybody thinks they already have it, even though few have ever seen it, least of all deep within

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