I wanna go some place where The Dollar still has value, which is why for my 2020 summer vacation, I plan to spend it in 1991. That’s right, I’m going to Branson!

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Winter reminds me of that one time I went ice fishing. I caught a few beers. But I had to throw them back, because they were just babies. I only drink geriatric fermented barley.

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Oh, The Branson Missouri Chamber of Commerce is going to sunny Puerto Rico in the middle of dreary winter? Who is paying for their vacation that’s masquerading as philanthropic mission work?

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Autumn leaves go from green to brown, though orange, and that’s a gradient that’s great in the beginning and middle, but sad at the end, like fading love. I wish we could omit winter and summer, and just have a SpringFall kind of romance.

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We had a love that could light the night sky with pastels like we were the sunrise, but we don’t have that anymore. I’m the only one who has our love now, but I keep it safe in my heart just in case you ever come back for it.

2018/12/252018/12/25 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Summer in The Ozarks, is there anything more romantic? I mean, besides fall, winter, spring, and me.

2018/08/072018/08/07 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I make Winter Soup. It’s frozen, and it comes on a stick, so you can lick it like a popsicle. It comes in two flavors: Yummy and Extra Yummy. (Warning: It may be dangerous to try tasting Soup Popsicles anally.)

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You are nothing more than a collection of your thoughts and actions, but only one of those two things is visible to the world, so make sure you are transparent with your intentions.

2018/02/132018/02/13 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Love is always just one breath away, because it comes from inside you, and when you find it, it’s your job to give it away.

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I wanna go some place where The Dollar still has value, which is why for my 2020 summer vacation, I plan to spend it in 1991. That’s right, I’m going to Branson!

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Winter reminds me of that one time I went ice fishing. I caught a few beers. But I had to throw them back, because they were just babies. I only drink geriatric fermented barley.

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Oh, The Branson Missouri Chamber of Commerce is going to sunny Puerto Rico in the middle of dreary winter? Who is paying for their vacation that’s masquerading as philanthropic mission work?

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Autumn leaves go from green to brown, though orange, and that’s a gradient that’s great in the beginning and middle, but sad at the end, like fading love. I wish we could omit winter and summer, and just have a SpringFall kind of romance.

Like this:

We had a love that could light the night sky with pastels like we were the sunrise, but we don’t have that anymore. I’m the only one who has our love now, but I keep it safe in my heart just in case you ever come back for it.

Like this:

Summer in The Ozarks, is there anything more romantic? I mean, besides fall, winter, spring, and me.

Like this:

I make Winter Soup. It’s frozen, and it comes on a stick, so you can lick it like a popsicle. It comes in two flavors: Yummy and Extra Yummy. (Warning: It may be dangerous to try tasting Soup Popsicles anally.)

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You are nothing more than a collection of your thoughts and actions, but only one of those two things is visible to the world, so make sure you are transparent with your intentions.

Like this:

Love is always just one breath away, because it comes from inside you, and when you find it, it’s your job to give it away.

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