Tag: wine
God gave man feet for which to walk. And crush grapes. Can I get you a glass of wine? It’s homemade, though it kind of smells funky and fungal. But hey, a fun gal made it.
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The reason I make soap by hand is it’s cleaner than making it by foot. Plus, there are too many steps in the process of making things by foot, so I’ll leave that to the wineries.
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She has a heart like a desert cactus, my love is like a waterfall, and you can enjoy a FREE barrel ride over the edge, if you don’t mind sloshing around with all the wine inside.
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In a relationship, I don’t like to feel boxed in. It’s not as if I’m a fancy wine that was made to be hugged by cardboard. No, the only thing I want hugging me is an armless person wearing a sleeveless vest.
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The best wine in the world may come in a box, but Love isn’t packaged that way. No, Love comes in a plastic bucket for easy storage and locked-in freshness. Order yours today!
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I like my wine like I like my women—fluid, and with FREE refills. I am forever in search of a #NonSpillableRelationship.
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