War is when The Banksters pay two sides to fight, unbeknownst to each, so that The Banksters can make money off their death investment. The Banksters trade lead for gold, in an alchemic process made possible by murder, so perhaps reversing that scheme isn’t such a bad idea.

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I like winning almost as much as I like not losing. That’s why I shop at The Trophy Store, because for ONLY $19.95, I can be the best at anything in the world—and I don’t even have to practice or compete.

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Jonathan has selected his FREE email to be Joycesque, and to that I said yes I will Yes and yes it’s coming right up, and his email will be full of YES and perfume and flowers and he asked me with his eyes to Yes in text format so I will yes I said YES.

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In this consumer society full of paternal neglect, is the Number One Dad FOR SALE? The answer is yes. The title itself is FOR SALE, and the owner of that title, me, is also FOR SALE. Buy six days, get the seventh FREE.

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The only thing better than FREE fake money is not having to clean it up when it turns into decorative confetti. Actually, by that point, EVERYTHING is better than fiat currency.

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I don’t know who this woman is, but she deserves a trophy for her ability to show off a trophy. It’s like a win-win, and that’s the kind of thing I’d like to offer FOR SALE for ONLY $19.95.

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Flamingos are pink giraffe ducks. That’s not just a fact—it’s also the promo code for your FREE tour of BearPaw Albino Horseneck Flamingo Farm.

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I know a thing or thirteen about making soap. But so what? Am I the World’s Greatest Soap Maker? Actually, YES! And I have the trophy to prove it. It only cost me $19.95 from The Trophy Store.

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What better way to stir things up a bit than with Caeleb Dressel’s winning freestyle form? Drink in what he’s able to do in the pool, because it’s like coffee that never goes cold.

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Lilly Hobbs versus Fast Food. Quality overcomes speed. A local business For The Win!

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War is when The Banksters pay two sides to fight, unbeknownst to each, so that The Banksters can make money off their death investment. The Banksters trade lead for gold, in an alchemic process made possible by murder, so perhaps reversing that scheme isn’t such a bad idea.

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I like winning almost as much as I like not losing. That’s why I shop at The Trophy Store, because for ONLY $19.95, I can be the best at anything in the world—and I don’t even have to practice or compete.

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Jonathan has selected his FREE email to be Joycesque, and to that I said yes I will Yes and yes it’s coming right up, and his email will be full of YES and perfume and flowers and he asked me with his eyes to Yes in text format so I will yes I said YES.

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In this consumer society full of paternal neglect, is the Number One Dad FOR SALE? The answer is yes. The title itself is FOR SALE, and the owner of that title, me, is also FOR SALE. Buy six days, get the seventh FREE.

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The only thing better than FREE fake money is not having to clean it up when it turns into decorative confetti. Actually, by that point, EVERYTHING is better than fiat currency.

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I don’t know who this woman is, but she deserves a trophy for her ability to show off a trophy. It’s like a win-win, and that’s the kind of thing I’d like to offer FOR SALE for ONLY $19.95.

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I know a thing or thirteen about making soap. But so what? Am I the World’s Greatest Soap Maker? Actually, YES! And I have the trophy to prove it. It only cost me $19.95 from The Trophy Store.

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What better way to stir things up a bit than with Caeleb Dressel’s winning freestyle form? Drink in what he’s able to do in the pool, because it’s like coffee that never goes cold.

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Lilly Hobbs versus Fast Food. Quality overcomes speed. A local business For The Win!

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