Tag: weird
It’s a little disconcerting looking back on your life and seeing your past self looking back at you.
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I also have a Kyle-shaped mannequin for sale, but I named it Squiblob, after its mother. We fell in love before I realized she was just using me for sex.
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Is it better to have ten people buy once, or one people buy ten times? Next time, try BOTH!
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I just ordered some fresh rockets from NASA, which was probably unwise, because it guarantees sales will never be out of this world.
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I sell Sex Appeal In A Cup in small, medium, and large sizes. The cups are identical in volume, and the refills are FREE, but they’ll make your lover thirst for you like coffee.
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Why are you so weird? Why can’t you just be perfectly normal like me?
