I have the rarest of all sportsball cards. I have a one-of-one misprint. It’s supposed to be John Gochnaur, but the picture and name say Babe Ruth, whoever that is. It’s also autographed Tom Brady, and you know it’s authentic because I signed it myself. Now FOR SALE in Dogecoin.

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At BearPaw Duck and Meme Farm, we believe the only thing that separates meatloaf from birthday cake is candles. Since they both have the same great flavor, why don’t you buy a slab for your next celebration?

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As a farmer of waterfalls here in Harrison, Arkansas, I get to raise air-flowing bodies of aqua. Though this one is just a baby, with the right diet, it may grow up to be the next Niagara.

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My favorite song is With Or Without You. That’s also how I dance.

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I like my breakfast burritos at 7 PM, because I get out of bed 60 minutes earlier—and a full twelve hours before lazy roosters wake up. Do you slumber at midnight? What are you doing sleeping your life away?

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Dunkin’ Donuts considers its rival to be Starbucks. That means when Dunkin’ comes to town, not only are local donut shops threatened, but so are our local coffee shops. Way to go, Chamber of Commerce! You have helped to siphon money away from TWO categories of local businesses!

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A fire hydrant is the ultimate fountain drink machine. Ask me how you can get FREE refills.

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If you thought #Bitcoin was a good investment back in early 2016, wait until you see what #BearPawDuckAndMemeFarm is selling. We’ve got eggs! Oh, and T-shirts! Buy one—for every day of the year!

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Arthur Conan Doyle and Agatha Christie are my favorites. I love a good mystery, like the FrankenContents of your preferred pizza, but that’s too scary. For something that’s not practically out of a Mary Shelley novel, I eat at Brick Oven.

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I love the sound of fall leaves crunching under my feet as I walk on them. But wait, those are potato chips, my football helmet is full of nacho cheese, and this is winter. Shop #BearPawDuckAndMemeFarm for a smorgasbord of assorted tasty ear treats.

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I have the rarest of all sportsball cards. I have a one-of-one misprint. It’s supposed to be John Gochnaur, but the picture and name say Babe Ruth, whoever that is. It’s also autographed Tom Brady, and you know it’s authentic because I signed it myself. Now FOR SALE in Dogecoin.

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At BearPaw Duck and Meme Farm, we believe the only thing that separates meatloaf from birthday cake is candles. Since they both have the same great flavor, why don’t you buy a slab for your next celebration?

Like this:

As a farmer of waterfalls here in Harrison, Arkansas, I get to raise air-flowing bodies of aqua. Though this one is just a baby, with the right diet, it may grow up to be the next Niagara.

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My favorite song is With Or Without You. That’s also how I dance.

Like this:

I like my breakfast burritos at 7 PM, because I get out of bed 60 minutes earlier—and a full twelve hours before lazy roosters wake up. Do you slumber at midnight? What are you doing sleeping your life away?

Like this:

Dunkin’ Donuts considers its rival to be Starbucks. That means when Dunkin’ comes to town, not only are local donut shops threatened, but so are our local coffee shops. Way to go, Chamber of Commerce! You have helped to siphon money away from TWO categories of local businesses!

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A fire hydrant is the ultimate fountain drink machine. Ask me how you can get FREE refills.

Like this:

If you thought #Bitcoin was a good investment back in early 2016, wait until you see what #BearPawDuckAndMemeFarm is selling. We’ve got eggs! Oh, and T-shirts! Buy one—for every day of the year!

Like this:

Arthur Conan Doyle and Agatha Christie are my favorites. I love a good mystery, like the FrankenContents of your preferred pizza, but that’s too scary. For something that’s not practically out of a Mary Shelley novel, I eat at Brick Oven.

Like this:

I love the sound of fall leaves crunching under my feet as I walk on them. But wait, those are potato chips, my football helmet is full of nacho cheese, and this is winter. Shop #BearPawDuckAndMemeFarm for a smorgasbord of assorted tasty ear treats.

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