I know A LOT about money. Not from, you know, having any, but more from reading about it.
Tag: wealth
BearPaw Duck Farm is prepared for famine, and we actually sell Leather Soup. It’s flavored like shoes from 1933, and if you close your eyes while you slurp, you can taste my great grandpa walking around in them.
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During a famine, the farmer is wealthier than the money hoarder. Why? Because you can’t eat gold. Well, not unless you first convert it to Mfzt, monoatomic gold, but then how do you know the white powder you’re eating isn’t cocaine?
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If I don’t VOTE, then The New World Order is going to keep coming into focus. That’s in stark contrast to the scenario in which I do VOTE, and then The New World Order is going to keep coming into focus.
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If McDonald’s paid $15 MILLION dollars an hour, I’d love to work there. But not for long, because are you crazy? Two hours of employment and then I’d ask my boss to throw me a retirement party.
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Politics is just professional wrestling for adults. And by adults I mean over 18 years old, and not mentally or emotionally mature. No, the mind of a VOTER is still childish.
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Fellas, if your e-girl gets an OnlyFans account, the only way to prove that you love her is to continually give her more money than the other online guys trying to woo her with money. How much she loves you is a direct result of how much you pay her. Who said romance is dead?
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Did you VOTE for this? Because I didn’t VOTE for this. But that’s because I didn’t VOTE. Maybe 2020 will be the year you finally wise up to the farce called VOTING.
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Nothing illustrates the difference between quality and quantity more than fiat currency. You can have all the fake money in the world, but if it’s intrinsic value is zero then it’s not worth anything. Branson’s Five & Dime is also the quality to the currencies of fives and dimes.
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The only thing better than FREE fake money is not having to clean it up when it turns into decorative confetti. Actually, by that point, EVERYTHING is better than fiat currency.
