When I talk about Florida, I don’t abbreviate by calling it Flo, so of course I refer to Amazon Go by its full name: Amazon Gonorrhea.

2019/01/172019/01/17 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I respect a man brave enough to instigate a war that other men will fight and die in. Americans, we know respect, and we thank such courageous men for their Public Service. We NEED such heroes, because if we had less war, just imagine what kind of violent world we’d be living in.

2019/01/142019/01/14 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I’m all about saving you money. But I can’t save you money until you spend money, so find out now by buying. What are you waiting for? You can’t shop when you’re dead, even if you can vote for Hillary Clinton.

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You could be who you were born to be. With my red clown noses FOR SALE, or FREE with select offers, you no longer have to wait around for Presidential Elections to let the world know who you really are deep inside.

2018/12/272018/12/27 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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In a world of fake everything, be genuine, even if you stand out and stand alone. If you are real, and you are alone because you are real, then you are better off than if you fake it to fit in and are surrounded by fake people.

2018/11/272018/11/27 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

I hate bank robbers. You know, Rothschild, Goldman Sachs, J.P. Morgan, and other Central Bank owners.

2018/09/292018/09/29 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I’m tired of using my intellect to make money. It’s time I start leveraging my undeniable sex appeal to start building wealth. I hope modeling agencies see this video and all fight over signing me to a lucrative contract.

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The genius part about my #startup idea where clothes fade to zero opacity when the monthly subscription goes unpaid, is women would NOT tolerate seeing this man go shirtless, and neither would the gay male community. They would all scream, “Pay your bill!”

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The best kind of business is an open business. Even a bad business that’s open is better than a good business that’s closed.

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When I talk about Florida, I don’t abbreviate by calling it Flo, so of course I refer to Amazon Go by its full name: Amazon Gonorrhea.

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I respect a man brave enough to instigate a war that other men will fight and die in. Americans, we know respect, and we thank such courageous men for their Public Service. We NEED such heroes, because if we had less war, just imagine what kind of violent world we’d be living in.

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I’m all about saving you money. But I can’t save you money until you spend money, so find out now by buying. What are you waiting for? You can’t shop when you’re dead, even if you can vote for Hillary Clinton.

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You could be who you were born to be. With my red clown noses FOR SALE, or FREE with select offers, you no longer have to wait around for Presidential Elections to let the world know who you really are deep inside.

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In a world of fake everything, be genuine, even if you stand out and stand alone. If you are real, and you are alone because you are real, then you are better off than if you fake it to fit in and are surrounded by fake people.

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I hate bank robbers. You know, Rothschild, Goldman Sachs, J.P. Morgan, and other Central Bank owners.

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I’m tired of using my intellect to make money. It’s time I start leveraging my undeniable sex appeal to start building wealth. I hope modeling agencies see this video and all fight over signing me to a lucrative contract.

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The genius part about my #startup idea where clothes fade to zero opacity when the monthly subscription goes unpaid, is women would NOT tolerate seeing this man go shirtless, and neither would the gay male community. They would all scream, “Pay your bill!”

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The best kind of business is an open business. Even a bad business that’s open is better than a good business that’s closed.

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