I respect a man brave enough to instigate a war that other men will fight and die in. Americans, we know respect, and we thank such courageous men for their Public Service. We NEED such heroes, because if we had less war, just imagine what kind of violent world we’d be living in.


Ah, September. This time of year always reminds me of George W. Bush. Any idea why? Any other person I’d give one guess, but since it’s you, George, I’ll give you three tries, and that’s like two second chances, which is more than you’ll get from Christ for what you did.