What I love most about power is that it’s so powerless it can be overcome and overthrown through voting. If we all just turn in enough slips of paper, they will turn over all their guns and stop their violence.

2020/02/29 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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This is a great idea that’s a terrible idea. Plus, if I made soap that was scented like petroleum, The US Military would invade my shower and kill me.

2020/01/312020/01/31 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Republicans want war now, and Democrats want war later. The Banksters have a compromise: War now, later, and forever.

2020/01/31 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I can appreciate the maxim “Get rich, or die trying,” because it’s a struggle to self-actualize, at least materially. But the motto for a soldier in the military may as well be, “Get The Banksters richer, and die.”

2020/01/052020/01/05 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

If we were to use a Venn Diagram to chart 2020 voters and people with IQ deficiencies, what would be the overlap? My guess is 100%.

2019/12/072019/12/07 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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How do you wage war without firing a single gun? Start a trade war. How do you murder without getting your hands bloody? Start a trade war.

2019/12/072019/12/07 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Did I say I don’t believe The Official Narrative? I was just kidding. So, where can I sign up for WWIII?

2019/10/252019/10/25 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I make love like a rose, and I make war like a cactus. It’s up to you whether we are a garden or we are desert.

2019/08/192019/08/19 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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In descending order, these are my favorite milkshake flavors: Mint chocolate chip, caramel, strawberry, and Israel did 9/11.

2019/07/272019/07/27 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Even if you had acne scar pits like the lunar surface, NASA couldn’t land on your face. But I’d still like to see Ryan Gosling try, so you should probably buy my movie ticket or else I’m just gonna sneak in the theater after you pay.

2019/07/262019/07/26 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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What I love most about power is that it’s so powerless it can be overcome and overthrown through voting. If we all just turn in enough slips of paper, they will turn over all their guns and stop their violence.

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This is a great idea that’s a terrible idea. Plus, if I made soap that was scented like petroleum, The US Military would invade my shower and kill me.

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Republicans want war now, and Democrats want war later. The Banksters have a compromise: War now, later, and forever.

Like this:

I can appreciate the maxim “Get rich, or die trying,” because it’s a struggle to self-actualize, at least materially. But the motto for a soldier in the military may as well be, “Get The Banksters richer, and die.”

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If we were to use a Venn Diagram to chart 2020 voters and people with IQ deficiencies, what would be the overlap? My guess is 100%.

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How do you wage war without firing a single gun? Start a trade war. How do you murder without getting your hands bloody? Start a trade war.

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Did I say I don’t believe The Official Narrative? I was just kidding. So, where can I sign up for WWIII?

Like this:

I make love like a rose, and I make war like a cactus. It’s up to you whether we are a garden or we are desert.

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In descending order, these are my favorite milkshake flavors: Mint chocolate chip, caramel, strawberry, and Israel did 9/11.

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Even if you had acne scar pits like the lunar surface, NASA couldn’t land on your face. But I’d still like to see Ryan Gosling try, so you should probably buy my movie ticket or else I’m just gonna sneak in the theater after you pay.

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