Tag: war
In descending order, these are my favorite milkshake flavors: Mint chocolate chip, caramel, strawberry, and Israel did 9/11.
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Even if you had acne scar pits like the lunar surface, NASA couldn’t land on your face. But I’d still like to see Ryan Gosling try, so you should probably buy my movie ticket or else I’m just gonna sneak in the theater after you pay.
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Why would you want to stay here and defend your home from foreign invaders, when you could be out there, fighting in fraudulent wars so that Israel might profit?
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There’s no better way to celebrate our freedom on this 4th of July than to cheer about our upcoming war with Iran for Israel. Who needs beer with all this intoxicating #MAGA? Bombs are better than fireworks anyway, right America?
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Before there was Judeo-Christianity in America, there was just Christianity. You know, before abortions, fake money, fake news, society dissolving into third-world status, and endless fraudulent war.
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How much blood must be shed for Israel before their god Moloch is satiated? All of it.
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I hate the endless wars of Clown World, but I must admit that I like fishing for swimming sunsets. Makes me wish I had Leftover Meatloaf for brains, so I could vote and cheer on my favorite political team (out of two possible choices).
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I don’t know, maybe I’m being too hard on Central Banksters. Maybe they’re just misunderstood. Maybe they’re just making fake news, making wars, and making us all poor for our own good. Maybe they really are productive members of society, and not at all shapeshifting cockroaches.
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It takes many mechanics to make The War Machine function, and one integral job of such a mechanic is to vote and cheer for your team’s Lead Warmonger, as s/he/it heads to Occult City (Washington, D.C.).
