Bank tellers used to hand out suckers to the children waiting in line. Growing up I loved it, because where else could I get free VOTERS?
Be like Bob. But don’t be like Bob, because he’s completely backwards.
Every day is worse than the last, as our country deteriorates financially, physically, and spiritually. The good news is that every day will get worse only until November 3rd, the day we all VOTE, and then on November 4th everything will be fixed and great again.
Are lollipops suckers? Are Trump VOTERS lollipops? Yes and yes!
People don’t realize the power they have in their VOTE. When you VOTE, The Government has to listen, and we know that because America’s never been greater than it is now. Do I let all that power go to my head? NO! I’m just a humble superhero doing my part to save the world.
Did you VOTE for this? Because I didn’t VOTE for this. But that’s because I didn’t VOTE. Maybe 2020 will be the year you finally wise up to the farce called VOTING.
Gravy is my favorite sports drink. Try chugging it the next time you run so far your legs feel like mashed potatoes.
I’m such a good dancer that I make marble statues look fluid. The only thing I do with more enthusiasm is VOTE.
As Americans, we can VOTE our way to FREEDOM. After all, that’s how our Founding Fathers gained Independence from England in 1776.