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Freedom isn’t FREE. It’s not even ON SALE at $19.95. No, the only way to oppose tyranny is to VOTE. Be BOLD and elect someone to FIGHT for you.

2021/10/21 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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The best part about not electing a Conservative to fight for you, is even if you were to VOTE, you wouldn’t be electing anybody. These non-fighters are selected specifically for their ability to make people confuse talking and brawling, so VOTERS think they don’t have to rise up.

2021/08/10 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I have a pet bicycle, and when I take it for a walk people look at me like I’m crazy. What, have you never seen an “I Voted!” T-shirt before?

2021/07/08 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Are you awake, or are your eyes merely open as you sleepwalking through life? Here’s a test. My definition of politics is a group of shapeshifting reptilians selecting another reptilian, while humans are made to believe they’ve elected one of two humans. Do you agree?

2020/12/03 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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When I say our Presidential (S)elections are 100% fraudulent, VOTERS are shocked, as if they thought they were only 88% fake. Either something is real or it isn’t, and our Presidential (S)elections are in the same category as the moon landing.

2020/11/05 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Excuse me, I’m part West African. Which part? The gibs me my FREE money part. VOTE!

2020/10/29 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I’m no dating expert, but if you meet a woman with one eye and a pyramid for a head, it’s best not to sleep with her, because you might be asleep for forever, like VOTERS. Swipe right for change!

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If I don’t VOTE, then The New World Order is going to keep coming into focus. That’s in stark contrast to the scenario in which I do VOTE, and then The New World Order is going to keep coming into focus.

2020/10/25 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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VOTING is the purple drank of revolutionary activities. Sure, it will make you feel good, but it’s not blood-red enough to affect any change.

2020/10/18 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Hey, whitey, you should VOTE! Do it for the blacks, the Hispanics, and the gays. Didn’t you hear that Trump is pro LGBT? If the continued funding of Planned Parenthood isn’t enough reason to cheer, do it for Israel. Didn’t you know that Trump converted to Judaism? That’s so MAGA!

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