I have a pet bicycle, and when I take it for a walk people look at me like I’m crazy. What, have you never seen an “I Voted!” T-shirt before?

2021/07/08 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Are you awake, or are your eyes merely open as you sleepwalking through life? Here’s a test. My definition of politics is a group of shapeshifting reptilians selecting another reptilian, while humans are made to believe they’ve elected one of two humans. Do you agree?

2020/12/03 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

When I say our Presidential (S)elections are 100% fraudulent, VOTERS are shocked, as if they thought they were only 88% fake. Either something is real or it isn’t, and our Presidential (S)elections are in the same category as the moon landing.

2020/11/05 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Excuse me, I’m part West African. Which part? The gibs me my FREE money part. VOTE!

2020/10/29 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

I’m no dating expert, but if you meet a woman with one eye and a pyramid for a head, it’s best not to sleep with her, because you might be asleep for forever, like VOTERS. Swipe right for change!

2020/10/29 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

If I don’t VOTE, then The New World Order is going to keep coming into focus. That’s in stark contrast to the scenario in which I do VOTE, and then The New World Order is going to keep coming into focus.

2020/10/25 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

VOTING is the purple drank of revolutionary activities. Sure, it will make you feel good, but it’s not blood-red enough to affect any change.

2020/10/18 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Hey, whitey, you should VOTE! Do it for the blacks, the Hispanics, and the gays. Didn’t you hear that Trump is pro LGBT? If the continued funding of Planned Parenthood isn’t enough reason to cheer, do it for Israel. Didn’t you know that Trump converted to Judaism? That’s so MAGA!

2020/10/18 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

You should VOTE, because if you don’t do your part, then the politicians will feel silly doing their parts. And they were hired to look serious, so you don’t want those actors to feel like they are performers without an audience, do you?

2020/10/18 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Don’t just VOTE. Run to your nearest Voting Factory like you’re on a treadmill. I’ll be sitting in a chair with wheels, because my Jaguar is in the shop again—and it’s ON SALE.

2020/10/14 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I have a pet bicycle, and when I take it for a walk people look at me like I’m crazy. What, have you never seen an “I Voted!” T-shirt before?

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Are you awake, or are your eyes merely open as you sleepwalking through life? Here’s a test. My definition of politics is a group of shapeshifting reptilians selecting another reptilian, while humans are made to believe they’ve elected one of two humans. Do you agree?

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When I say our Presidential (S)elections are 100% fraudulent, VOTERS are shocked, as if they thought they were only 88% fake. Either something is real or it isn’t, and our Presidential (S)elections are in the same category as the moon landing.

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Excuse me, I’m part West African. Which part? The gibs me my FREE money part. VOTE!

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I’m no dating expert, but if you meet a woman with one eye and a pyramid for a head, it’s best not to sleep with her, because you might be asleep for forever, like VOTERS. Swipe right for change!

Like this:

If I don’t VOTE, then The New World Order is going to keep coming into focus. That’s in stark contrast to the scenario in which I do VOTE, and then The New World Order is going to keep coming into focus.

Like this:

VOTING is the purple drank of revolutionary activities. Sure, it will make you feel good, but it’s not blood-red enough to affect any change.

Like this:

Hey, whitey, you should VOTE! Do it for the blacks, the Hispanics, and the gays. Didn’t you hear that Trump is pro LGBT? If the continued funding of Planned Parenthood isn’t enough reason to cheer, do it for Israel. Didn’t you know that Trump converted to Judaism? That’s so MAGA!

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You should VOTE, because if you don’t do your part, then the politicians will feel silly doing their parts. And they were hired to look serious, so you don’t want those actors to feel like they are performers without an audience, do you?

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Don’t just VOTE. Run to your nearest Voting Factory like you’re on a treadmill. I’ll be sitting in a chair with wheels, because my Jaguar is in the shop again—and it’s ON SALE.

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