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Tag: vote
I’m such a good dancer that I make marble statues look fluid. The only thing I do with more enthusiasm is VOTE.
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As Americans, we can VOTE our way to FREEDOM. After all, that’s how our Founding Fathers gained Independence from England in 1776.
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The only way to change oppression in society is to VOTE. If you’ll recall, that’s how America gained its Independence from England in 1776. If our brave Founding Fathers hadn’t VOTED their way to FREEDOM, we’d all still be speaking English.
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My boot-flavored lollipops are now available in size 15, for that depth of texture statists love. Discounts available for VOTERS.
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What do you get when the government shuts down the economy, closes meat-processing plants, and destroys fruits, vegetables, and milk in mass? One more reason to put on your red MAGA hat and VOTE for FREEDOM!
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The act of voting naturally creates winners and losers. The winners are the international banksters, the globalists, and the losers are always The People, the actual VOTERS.
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I admire the courage of the QAnon crowd, who bravely sit on their sofas watching FOX News, smug in their comfortable belief that mythical heroes in white hats are SAVING us by assisting The Globalists in destroying our FREEDOM. That’s a BOLD strategy on the part of the red hats.
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When dog shit is seen, a fool veers off to step in it. But only a red MAGA hat sees dog shit and actually goes to VOTE for it, and then cheers as it makes life shitty. MAGA = MA1933A.
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The People are correct when they say The Government is the answer. Too bad they get the question wrong. The correct question that matches that answer is: Who should you listen to if you want to go to hell?
