If the US Government treats Russia, China, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Sudan, Venezuela, and The American People as if they are all enemies, then does it have any friends? I would count Israel, but I mean friends it doesn’t have to pay billions of dollars a year for a relationship.


Some people sleep with a gun under their pillow, and that is offensive. In an effort to ban all Objects Of Violence, I propose banning pillows, because they are the root cause of millions of fights, and without them, we’d have a more peaceful society. I hope you groggily agree.