A hundred dollars used to have value. Now it has grown fat and worthless. Or has it grown so skinny as to be useless?

2022/12/12 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

I’m not impressed by gaudy displays of wealth, but if you’re going to flaunt, don’t show off your ignorance by wearing a common gem that’s only gained value through marketing and a cartel market. Go out and buy a truly rare and beautiful stone.

2021/05/11 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Be like Bob. But don’t be like Bob, because he’s completely backwards.

2020/10/08 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Nothing illustrates the difference between quality and quantity more than fiat currency. You can have all the fake money in the world, but if it’s intrinsic value is zero then it’s not worth anything. Branson’s Five & Dime is also the quality to the currencies of fives and dimes.

2020/08/252020/08/25 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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The only thing better than FREE fake money is not having to clean it up when it turns into decorative confetti. Actually, by that point, EVERYTHING is better than fiat currency.

2020/08/212020/08/21 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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TODAY is the last day to take a tour of BearPaw Duck Farm—until TOMORROW. The ticket price today is $19.95, but with the way The Federal Reserve is printing fake money, tomorrow it may cost you ONE TRILLION DOLLARS. Just ask 2005 Zimbabwe.

2020/05/192020/05/19 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I wanna go some place where The Dollar still has value, which is why for my 2020 summer vacation, I plan to spend it in 1991. That’s right, I’m going to Branson!

2020/04/212020/04/21 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Right now The People of Branson are broke, but soon they’ll be broken. The town has one industry, tourism, and is wholly dependent on people having discretionary income for vacation, and that economic model is at odds with a fiat currency in its late stage.

2020/03/032020/03/03 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Movies are so expensive these days, but if the theater has their bathrooms stocked with April in The Ozarks, and your dapper companion spends two hours washing his hands over and over and you miss the film, then it’s money well spent.

2020/01/202020/01/20 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

To save money (for me, not you), my Dancing Lessons In A Box are now cardboard-free. (Box sold separately.) Also, this juice only seems Extra Large because this man is Extra Small. But what do you care, it’s FREE when you sign up for my Dancing Lessons.

2019/08/262019/08/26 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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A hundred dollars used to have value. Now it has grown fat and worthless. Or has it grown so skinny as to be useless?

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I’m not impressed by gaudy displays of wealth, but if you’re going to flaunt, don’t show off your ignorance by wearing a common gem that’s only gained value through marketing and a cartel market. Go out and buy a truly rare and beautiful stone.

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Be like Bob. But don’t be like Bob, because he’s completely backwards.

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Nothing illustrates the difference between quality and quantity more than fiat currency. You can have all the fake money in the world, but if it’s intrinsic value is zero then it’s not worth anything. Branson’s Five & Dime is also the quality to the currencies of fives and dimes.

Like this:

The only thing better than FREE fake money is not having to clean it up when it turns into decorative confetti. Actually, by that point, EVERYTHING is better than fiat currency.

Like this:

TODAY is the last day to take a tour of BearPaw Duck Farm—until TOMORROW. The ticket price today is $19.95, but with the way The Federal Reserve is printing fake money, tomorrow it may cost you ONE TRILLION DOLLARS. Just ask 2005 Zimbabwe.

Like this:

I wanna go some place where The Dollar still has value, which is why for my 2020 summer vacation, I plan to spend it in 1991. That’s right, I’m going to Branson!

Like this:

Right now The People of Branson are broke, but soon they’ll be broken. The town has one industry, tourism, and is wholly dependent on people having discretionary income for vacation, and that economic model is at odds with a fiat currency in its late stage.

Like this:

Movies are so expensive these days, but if the theater has their bathrooms stocked with April in The Ozarks, and your dapper companion spends two hours washing his hands over and over and you miss the film, then it’s money well spent.

Like this:

To save money (for me, not you), my Dancing Lessons In A Box are now cardboard-free. (Box sold separately.) Also, this juice only seems Extra Large because this man is Extra Small. But what do you care, it’s FREE when you sign up for my Dancing Lessons.

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