#FakeNews Flashback Fursday

Or instead of meeting nonsense head on with absurdity, here’s a great idea:

On a one to Hillary Clinton scale, how bad does CNN stink?

First, about the Hillary Clinton bit:

So it’s confirmed: Hillary Clinton smells like sulfur, which makes sense if you consider she plays host corpse to Lucifer himself.

But what about CNN? Well, what do The People think?

There you have it, folks. The People agree: CNN stinks.

Journalists are so stupid that the only people who don’t know they are stupid are those smart enough to work in DC, but too dumb to get out

According to Zero Hedge:

A recent scientific study just proved something that viewers of CNN have probably suspected for years: Journalists’ brains function at a lower level than the rest of the population.

A study conducted by neuroscientist Tara Swift and the London Press Club determined that “the highest functions of journalists brains were operating at a lower level than the average population, due to dehydration, self-medicating, and fueling their brains with caffeine and high-sugar foods”

Using a simple Twitter search to find a sample from The People, I was able to determine what you and I already know about journalists. Here are just a few thoughts about journalists.

Well, there it is. Now you know what you already knew: Journalists are stupid.

Sears has a future—but only if you are living in the past.

But what do current employees have to say about working there?

I think the last tweet about sums up the situation at Sears.