Tag: truther
Even if you had acne scar pits like the lunar surface, NASA couldn’t land on your face. But I’d still like to see Ryan Gosling try, so you should probably buy my movie ticket or else I’m just gonna sneak in the theater after you pay.
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Eat local. If not for your own health, do it for the children.
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Truer words have never been spoken. Also, truer words have never been spoken.
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What’s the best way to dispose of children’s bodies that were snatched from their parents, raped, tortured, harvested for their adrenochrome, and finally sacrificed to Moloch? You grind up their bodies and sell them back to their parents disguised as McDonald’s hamburger patties.
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The key to riding a horse is making the horse think it’s in control, and you do that by giving it an Academy Award for Erin Brockovich.
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Actually, the tickets to this show to end all shows, to end the world itself, weren’t FREE. They were paid for with the blood of Christ, and that’s what makes them so valuable.
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There is no sliding scale for Truth, no gradient full of grays from black to white. Truth either is or it isn’t, it’s either alive or dead, and it never exists in a zombie-like state.
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I don’t know, maybe I’m being too hard on Central Banksters. Maybe they’re just misunderstood. Maybe they’re just making fake news, making wars, and making us all poor for our own good. Maybe they really are productive members of society, and not at all shapeshifting cockroaches.
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I make lots of mistakes. I just don’t make the exact same mistake every four years by voting, because I’m clever and learn after my first blunder.
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