George H. W. Bush wasn’t gay. No, his wife was a man in a dress, and that’s totally not homosexual. In fact, that’s the essence of modern Conservativism.

2021/11/19 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

If you’re going to deviate sexually from what nature intended, I recommend becoming asexual. You save a lot of money and time by not dating, and you’d be amazed what you can accomplish by channeling your testosterone into intellectual pursuits.

2021/05/07 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

A lie calls itself The Truth, and The Truth calls itself The Truth. The Truth looks like The Truth because it IS The Truth, but a lie looks like The Truth because it’s in disguise. So, how do we tell the two apart? Look for those things those in power are actively trying to hide.

2020/12/11 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Lies come in all sorts of flavors, while The Truth is always vanilla. However, while you can get a lie in any flavor you’d like, it is always camouflaged poison.

2020/09/26 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

If criminals are making our laws, and never get arrested for even murder or treason, while our prisons are for-profit and filled with slave labor, whom do the police really serve and protect?

2020/05/092020/05/09 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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If you can swallow all their lies, and the blatant and obvious fraud, without tasting the absolute farce, then surely you can swallow dog poop. FREE samples this November!

2020/04/112020/04/11 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

What I love most about power is that it’s so powerless it can be overcome and overthrown through voting. If we all just turn in enough slips of paper, they will turn over all their guns and stop their violence.

2020/02/29 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Much like The Circus, politics is serious. It’s no laughing matter. If you don’t vote, some dead guy in Chicago will do it for you—twice.

2019/11/122019/11/12 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Why go into $30,000 worth of debt to remain ignorant, when you can do that for FREE from the comfort of your own sofa? Not going to college, and not going into debt for a worthless piece of paper, makes you wealthier and puts you four years ahead of your peers.

2019/10/262019/10/26 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Did I say I don’t believe The Official Narrative? I was just kidding. So, where can I sign up for WWIII?

2019/10/252019/10/25 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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George H. W. Bush wasn’t gay. No, his wife was a man in a dress, and that’s totally not homosexual. In fact, that’s the essence of modern Conservativism.

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If you’re going to deviate sexually from what nature intended, I recommend becoming asexual. You save a lot of money and time by not dating, and you’d be amazed what you can accomplish by channeling your testosterone into intellectual pursuits.

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A lie calls itself The Truth, and The Truth calls itself The Truth. The Truth looks like The Truth because it IS The Truth, but a lie looks like The Truth because it’s in disguise. So, how do we tell the two apart? Look for those things those in power are actively trying to hide.

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Lies come in all sorts of flavors, while The Truth is always vanilla. However, while you can get a lie in any flavor you’d like, it is always camouflaged poison.

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If criminals are making our laws, and never get arrested for even murder or treason, while our prisons are for-profit and filled with slave labor, whom do the police really serve and protect?

Like this:

If you can swallow all their lies, and the blatant and obvious fraud, without tasting the absolute farce, then surely you can swallow dog poop. FREE samples this November!

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What I love most about power is that it’s so powerless it can be overcome and overthrown through voting. If we all just turn in enough slips of paper, they will turn over all their guns and stop their violence.

Like this:

Much like The Circus, politics is serious. It’s no laughing matter. If you don’t vote, some dead guy in Chicago will do it for you—twice.

Like this:

Why go into $30,000 worth of debt to remain ignorant, when you can do that for FREE from the comfort of your own sofa? Not going to college, and not going into debt for a worthless piece of paper, makes you wealthier and puts you four years ahead of your peers.

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Did I say I don’t believe The Official Narrative? I was just kidding. So, where can I sign up for WWIII?

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