I can appreciate the maxim “Get rich, or die trying,” because it’s a struggle to self-actualize, at least materially. But the motto for a soldier in the military may as well be, “Get The Banksters richer, and die.”

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I hope she’s wearing diapers, because she’s gonna shit herself when she finds out how much money she can save buying a NEW timeshare in Branson!

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A Presidential Election is an event that changes the world one single-celled organism at a time. Remember: Where amoebas group together, there is great power in slime.

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I Voted stickers are passed out as if to symbolize the true argument, which is, “My dog shit is better than your dog shit!” That’s step one to have shit on your shoes every four years.

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I just read that McDonald’s is trying to create a chicken sandwich to rival the one served by Popeyes. If they can come up with a product that gets certain customers to stab each other over it, then I’m all for it.

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Movies changed the way people read, because why take 90 days to take in a story, a minute at a time before falling asleep in bed, when you can watch the movie adaptation of the book in 90 minutes? Well now with memes, you don’t even have to waste an hour and a half on a film.

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I’m voting for the best person possible: Nobody. Nah, I won’t partake in the farce. Nada. Not a bit.

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When someone says if I don’t vote, then I can’t complain, I say my not voting is the ultimate complaining, and that if they support the corruption by participating, then they are the ones who have no moral authority to complain about a system they helped prop up and promulgate.

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If you got paid in air, The Government would demand to know your lung capacity, to exactly calculate the breaths you take that should go to them to keep them alive.

2019/12/072019/12/07 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

If we were to use a Venn Diagram to chart 2020 voters and people with IQ deficiencies, what would be the overlap? My guess is 100%.

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I can appreciate the maxim “Get rich, or die trying,” because it’s a struggle to self-actualize, at least materially. But the motto for a soldier in the military may as well be, “Get The Banksters richer, and die.”

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I hope she’s wearing diapers, because she’s gonna shit herself when she finds out how much money she can save buying a NEW timeshare in Branson!

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A Presidential Election is an event that changes the world one single-celled organism at a time. Remember: Where amoebas group together, there is great power in slime.

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I Voted stickers are passed out as if to symbolize the true argument, which is, “My dog shit is better than your dog shit!” That’s step one to have shit on your shoes every four years.

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I just read that McDonald’s is trying to create a chicken sandwich to rival the one served by Popeyes. If they can come up with a product that gets certain customers to stab each other over it, then I’m all for it.

Like this:

Movies changed the way people read, because why take 90 days to take in a story, a minute at a time before falling asleep in bed, when you can watch the movie adaptation of the book in 90 minutes? Well now with memes, you don’t even have to waste an hour and a half on a film.

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I’m voting for the best person possible: Nobody. Nah, I won’t partake in the farce. Nada. Not a bit.

Like this:

When someone says if I don’t vote, then I can’t complain, I say my not voting is the ultimate complaining, and that if they support the corruption by participating, then they are the ones who have no moral authority to complain about a system they helped prop up and promulgate.

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If we were to use a Venn Diagram to chart 2020 voters and people with IQ deficiencies, what would be the overlap? My guess is 100%.

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