Truer words have never been spoken. Also, truer words have never been spoken.

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Donald Trump won a rigged election in 2016, and so if it was rigged, did he really win? Or was he selected? Was he put in place by the same people who orchestrated 9/11, and if not, how did The Simpsons predict both Black Swan events?

2019/06/052019/06/05 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Her: I love you. Me: I love coffee. Coffee: I love Mel Gibson. Mel Gibson: The Jews did 9/11. *The reason coffee loves Mel Gibson is because he’s already awake, so coffee doesn’t have to do any work and it can just relax.

2019/06/01 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I just wrote a Romance Novel using only a toothpick and some soot from a chimney in an old Victorian mansion. The Woman fell in love with The Hero when she asked him what he liked on his pizza, and he replied, “Israel did 9/11.” As far as toppings go, nothing tops that.

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The best part about taking a two-week vacation in Branson is you’ll spend 12 of the 14 days stuck behind one Buick from Kansas driving as fast as a push lawnmower.

2019/05/142019/05/14 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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George Bush is The Artful Dodger, escaping justice while learning how to be Rembrand. I’d like to use George Bush’s head as a paintbrush, after he’s publicly executed via guillotine for Crimes Against Humanity.

2019/05/132019/05/13 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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If Branson’s tourism strategy is to attract the fattest, oldest, dumbest, and cheapest visitors, then I’d say they are executing flawlessly. Too bad repeat business is a problem due to poverty and death in that particular demographic.

2019/05/132019/05/13 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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What’s the best way to dispose of children’s bodies that were snatched from their parents, raped, tortured, harvested for their adrenochrome, and finally sacrificed to Moloch? You grind up their bodies and sell them back to their parents disguised as McDonald’s hamburger patties.

2019/05/032019/05/03 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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The key to riding a horse is making the horse think it’s in control, and you do that by giving it an Academy Award for Erin Brockovich.

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Does enlightenment come through the brain, or the heart? To love fully is to live at your highest potential.

2019/04/142019/04/14 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Truer words have never been spoken. Also, truer words have never been spoken.

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Donald Trump won a rigged election in 2016, and so if it was rigged, did he really win? Or was he selected? Was he put in place by the same people who orchestrated 9/11, and if not, how did The Simpsons predict both Black Swan events?

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Her: I love you. Me: I love coffee. Coffee: I love Mel Gibson. Mel Gibson: The Jews did 9/11. *The reason coffee loves Mel Gibson is because he’s already awake, so coffee doesn’t have to do any work and it can just relax.

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I just wrote a Romance Novel using only a toothpick and some soot from a chimney in an old Victorian mansion. The Woman fell in love with The Hero when she asked him what he liked on his pizza, and he replied, “Israel did 9/11.” As far as toppings go, nothing tops that.

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The best part about taking a two-week vacation in Branson is you’ll spend 12 of the 14 days stuck behind one Buick from Kansas driving as fast as a push lawnmower.

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George Bush is The Artful Dodger, escaping justice while learning how to be Rembrand. I’d like to use George Bush’s head as a paintbrush, after he’s publicly executed via guillotine for Crimes Against Humanity.

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If Branson’s tourism strategy is to attract the fattest, oldest, dumbest, and cheapest visitors, then I’d say they are executing flawlessly. Too bad repeat business is a problem due to poverty and death in that particular demographic.

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What’s the best way to dispose of children’s bodies that were snatched from their parents, raped, tortured, harvested for their adrenochrome, and finally sacrificed to Moloch? You grind up their bodies and sell them back to their parents disguised as McDonald’s hamburger patties.

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The key to riding a horse is making the horse think it’s in control, and you do that by giving it an Academy Award for Erin Brockovich.

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