I look at “I Voted” stickers the same way I look at Trophies For All. It’s a way to feel good about yourself, as if you actually accomplished something, when in reality it’s used as a tool to stop you from striving to achieve through failure.

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In 2016 I deftly avoided stepping in the dog shit known as our Presidential Election. But here we are, nearly four years later, and some people are still chewing on that same piece of poop, while others have found a fresh turd to gargle.

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What I love most about power is that it’s so powerless it can be overcome and overthrown through voting. If we all just turn in enough slips of paper, they will turn over all their guns and stop their violence.

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Here are two clips of her swirling words sloshing and gurgling before going where they belong. Why waste time complaining about me complaining, when she could be doing something productive, like complaining about the things I’m complaining about?

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The president of The Branson Missouri Chamber of Commerce is like a finely sculpted piece of raw clay—in that he needs to be fired. Also, he’s finely sculpted in the same way as an overflowing trash can.

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I can appreciate the maxim “Get rich, or die trying,” because it’s a struggle to self-actualize, at least materially. But the motto for a soldier in the military may as well be, “Get The Banksters richer, and die.”

2020/01/052020/01/05 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

I hope she’s wearing diapers, because she’s gonna shit herself when she finds out how much money she can save buying a NEW timeshare in Branson!

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A Presidential Election is an event that changes the world one single-celled organism at a time. Remember: Where amoebas group together, there is great power in slime.

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I Voted stickers are passed out as if to symbolize the true argument, which is, “My dog shit is better than your dog shit!” That’s step one to have shit on your shoes every four years.

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I just read that McDonald’s is trying to create a chicken sandwich to rival the one served by Popeyes. If they can come up with a product that gets certain customers to stab each other over it, then I’m all for it.

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I look at “I Voted” stickers the same way I look at Trophies For All. It’s a way to feel good about yourself, as if you actually accomplished something, when in reality it’s used as a tool to stop you from striving to achieve through failure.

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In 2016 I deftly avoided stepping in the dog shit known as our Presidential Election. But here we are, nearly four years later, and some people are still chewing on that same piece of poop, while others have found a fresh turd to gargle.

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What I love most about power is that it’s so powerless it can be overcome and overthrown through voting. If we all just turn in enough slips of paper, they will turn over all their guns and stop their violence.

Like this:

The president of The Branson Missouri Chamber of Commerce is like a finely sculpted piece of raw clay—in that he needs to be fired. Also, he’s finely sculpted in the same way as an overflowing trash can.

Like this:

I can appreciate the maxim “Get rich, or die trying,” because it’s a struggle to self-actualize, at least materially. But the motto for a soldier in the military may as well be, “Get The Banksters richer, and die.”

Like this:

I hope she’s wearing diapers, because she’s gonna shit herself when she finds out how much money she can save buying a NEW timeshare in Branson!

Like this:

A Presidential Election is an event that changes the world one single-celled organism at a time. Remember: Where amoebas group together, there is great power in slime.

Like this:

I Voted stickers are passed out as if to symbolize the true argument, which is, “My dog shit is better than your dog shit!” That’s step one to have shit on your shoes every four years.

Like this:

I just read that McDonald’s is trying to create a chicken sandwich to rival the one served by Popeyes. If they can come up with a product that gets certain customers to stab each other over it, then I’m all for it.

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