Tag: truth
Actually, the tickets to this show to end all shows, to end the world itself, weren’t FREE. They were paid for with the blood of Christ, and that’s what makes them so valuable.
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There is no sliding scale for Truth, no gradient full of grays from black to white. Truth either is or it isn’t, it’s either alive or dead, and it never exists in a zombie-like state.
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I don’t know, maybe I’m being too hard on Central Banksters. Maybe they’re just misunderstood. Maybe they’re just making fake news, making wars, and making us all poor for our own good. Maybe they really are productive members of society, and not at all shapeshifting cockroaches.
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I make lots of mistakes. I just don’t make the exact same mistake every four years by voting, because I’m clever and learn after my first blunder.
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As the world grows more violent, I’m trying to harvest a more valuable crop: Peace. As a Farmer of Love, I have what people both want and need, and that makes it doubly profitable.
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It’s a little disconcerting looking back on your life and seeing your past self looking back at you.
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I’d like to repair your elevator using only a kayak and a smile. Ask me about Tuesday Specials every Monday.
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To be a good shopper, you must spend as little money as possible to get as much quantity and quality as possible, but to be a great shopper, you must spend other people’s money. Next time you’re in a store, think like a politician.
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Sure, the retail apocalypse has decimated our consumer economy, but you can always find work at The Whisper Factory. If you see something suspicious like somebody not watching TV, turn them in and get PAID! Report your grandma and get a BONUS!
