I often just stop by Nature’s Wonders to buy an orange soda. Of course, they also sell other tasty flavors, like brown, light brown, and red brown.

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Some sharks like the taste of seal meat. Other sharks like eating human babies. The latter sharks are the kind you vote for, and who also run international banks.

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The Chamber of Commerce is a relic of the 1890s, like Oscar Wilde, only not timeless. They’re also not timeful. They’re like a broken watch that everyone keeps looking at, but doesn’t actually do anything but cost money.

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Clowns are to be taken more seriously than mainstream news. But clowns are not to be taken. Put them back or pay for them—or ask the person you took them from to pay for them in a large quantity of small, unmarked bills stacked in a briefcase and left in a prearranged location.

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If criminals are making our laws, and never get arrested for even murder or treason, while our prisons are for-profit and filled with slave labor, whom do the police really serve and protect?

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If it weren’t for emojis, some people would have nothing to say. So if you’ve got nothing to say, why not say two things at once?

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I used to own a dollar. Well, The Banksters let me pretend I owned a dollar. That was yesterday. Now that dollar is even thinner than it was 24 hours ago, and soon it will be so thin it won’t be paper, it will be entirely digital.

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Every Friday The Thirteenth I celebrate Knights Templar Day. I’ve got THE authentic map that details the location of their hidden treasure, and I’ll sell it to you for ONLY $19.95. (Limit one per customer.)

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FREE money means one thing—the currency is worthless. You just don’t know it yet.

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If you can swallow all their lies, and the blatant and obvious fraud, without tasting the absolute farce, then surely you can swallow dog poop. FREE samples this November!

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I often just stop by Nature’s Wonders to buy an orange soda. Of course, they also sell other tasty flavors, like brown, light brown, and red brown.

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Some sharks like the taste of seal meat. Other sharks like eating human babies. The latter sharks are the kind you vote for, and who also run international banks.

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The Chamber of Commerce is a relic of the 1890s, like Oscar Wilde, only not timeless. They’re also not timeful. They’re like a broken watch that everyone keeps looking at, but doesn’t actually do anything but cost money.

Like this:

Clowns are to be taken more seriously than mainstream news. But clowns are not to be taken. Put them back or pay for them—or ask the person you took them from to pay for them in a large quantity of small, unmarked bills stacked in a briefcase and left in a prearranged location.

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If criminals are making our laws, and never get arrested for even murder or treason, while our prisons are for-profit and filled with slave labor, whom do the police really serve and protect?

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If it weren’t for emojis, some people would have nothing to say. So if you’ve got nothing to say, why not say two things at once?

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I used to own a dollar. Well, The Banksters let me pretend I owned a dollar. That was yesterday. Now that dollar is even thinner than it was 24 hours ago, and soon it will be so thin it won’t be paper, it will be entirely digital.

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Every Friday The Thirteenth I celebrate Knights Templar Day. I’ve got THE authentic map that details the location of their hidden treasure, and I’ll sell it to you for ONLY $19.95. (Limit one per customer.)

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FREE money means one thing—the currency is worthless. You just don’t know it yet.

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If you can swallow all their lies, and the blatant and obvious fraud, without tasting the absolute farce, then surely you can swallow dog poop. FREE samples this November!

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