It takes money to make money. These days, if you want to be a trillionaire, it’ll cost you $166 US dollars on eBay. That’s what it takes to buy a 100 trillion dollar Zimbabwe bank note.

2019/02/132019/02/13 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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My coffee is now ON SALE at 5 for $10 plus $89.75, for a total of $19.95 EACH. Incredible! Not only is it expensive, but it’s awful, like Starbucks.

2019/02/082019/02/08 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Meme Makers distribute Truth and Humor like The Banksters spread poverty, only everybody’s richer for it. Well, everybody but The Banksters.

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I was talking to a man the other day who was telling me stories from his past, and I was sad, because all of his memories were scenes from sitcoms he’d seen on TV. Then I sold him a box of tissues, and then convinced him to let me use them all, since he did make me cry.

2019/01/222019/01/22 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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It’s too late to start fighting after you’ve been knocked out and enslaved. How long will you let The Globalists keep punching you before you start swinging back?

2019/01/122019/01/12 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Though runaway teens do a lot of running, and babies do a lot of crawling, some just aren’t fast enough to escape becoming fast food hamburgers.

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When you live in a country with an inflationary fiat currency, you must question how the meat at McDonald’s can be so cheap. You must also question how missing teens could just disappear, and when you put those two thoughts together, you have the answers.

2018/12/292018/12/29 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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When McDonald’s brags about serving billions and billions of people, I get disgusted, because that kind of cannibalism shouldn’t be a selling point for customers to continue paying for the opportunity to eat people.

2018/12/282018/12/28 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

I used to be a bicycle salesman, with my main promotion being Buy One Tire, Get One FREE. Now I sell Unicycles, and when you buy one you get a FREE handlebar mustache.

2018/12/192018/12/19 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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My favorite part on your body is your heart. There’s nothing sexier than feeling it beat fast with desire for me.

2018/12/172018/12/17 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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It takes money to make money. These days, if you want to be a trillionaire, it’ll cost you $166 US dollars on eBay. That’s what it takes to buy a 100 trillion dollar Zimbabwe bank note.

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My coffee is now ON SALE at 5 for $10 plus $89.75, for a total of $19.95 EACH. Incredible! Not only is it expensive, but it’s awful, like Starbucks.

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Meme Makers distribute Truth and Humor like The Banksters spread poverty, only everybody’s richer for it. Well, everybody but The Banksters.

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I was talking to a man the other day who was telling me stories from his past, and I was sad, because all of his memories were scenes from sitcoms he’d seen on TV. Then I sold him a box of tissues, and then convinced him to let me use them all, since he did make me cry.

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It’s too late to start fighting after you’ve been knocked out and enslaved. How long will you let The Globalists keep punching you before you start swinging back?

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Though runaway teens do a lot of running, and babies do a lot of crawling, some just aren’t fast enough to escape becoming fast food hamburgers.

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When you live in a country with an inflationary fiat currency, you must question how the meat at McDonald’s can be so cheap. You must also question how missing teens could just disappear, and when you put those two thoughts together, you have the answers.

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When McDonald’s brags about serving billions and billions of people, I get disgusted, because that kind of cannibalism shouldn’t be a selling point for customers to continue paying for the opportunity to eat people.

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I used to be a bicycle salesman, with my main promotion being Buy One Tire, Get One FREE. Now I sell Unicycles, and when you buy one you get a FREE handlebar mustache.

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My favorite part on your body is your heart. There’s nothing sexier than feeling it beat fast with desire for me.

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