If it weren’t for emojis, some people would have nothing to say. So if you’ve got nothing to say, why not say two things at once?

2020/04/272020/04/27 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

The Coronavirus will kill as many people as it takes to eliminate our FREEDOM, because The Globalists are tallying the deaths. You know, the same people that count up all the VOTES.

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Movies changed the way people read, because why take 90 days to take in a story, a minute at a time before falling asleep in bed, when you can watch the movie adaptation of the book in 90 minutes? Well now with memes, you don’t even have to waste an hour and a half on a film.

2019/12/102019/12/10 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Now that the 2020 election is hyping up, after the endless corruption and societal decay due to corporations controlling politics, I’m beyond mocking people too stupid to see that the only voting that counts is how you spend your money.

2019/10/012019/10/01 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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There is no sliding scale for Truth, no gradient full of grays from black to white. Truth either is or it isn’t, it’s either alive or dead, and it never exists in a zombie-like state.

2019/04/132019/04/13 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I was talking to a man the other day who was telling me stories from his past, and I was sad, because all of his memories were scenes from sitcoms he’d seen on TV. Then I sold him a box of tissues, and then convinced him to let me use them all, since he did make me cry.

2019/01/222019/01/22 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I used to be a bicycle salesman, with my main promotion being Buy One Tire, Get One FREE. Now I sell Unicycles, and when you buy one you get a FREE handlebar mustache.

2018/12/192018/12/19 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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September 11th is less than two days away, so to honor that memory and dishonor one of the main culprits, George W. Bush, I decided to rework Kanye West and Lil Pump’s video for “I love it” into a 9/11 Truther GIF.

2018/09/102018/09/10 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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If it weren’t for emojis, some people would have nothing to say. So if you’ve got nothing to say, why not say two things at once?

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The Coronavirus will kill as many people as it takes to eliminate our FREEDOM, because The Globalists are tallying the deaths. You know, the same people that count up all the VOTES.

Like this:

Movies changed the way people read, because why take 90 days to take in a story, a minute at a time before falling asleep in bed, when you can watch the movie adaptation of the book in 90 minutes? Well now with memes, you don’t even have to waste an hour and a half on a film.

Like this:

Now that the 2020 election is hyping up, after the endless corruption and societal decay due to corporations controlling politics, I’m beyond mocking people too stupid to see that the only voting that counts is how you spend your money.

Like this:

There is no sliding scale for Truth, no gradient full of grays from black to white. Truth either is or it isn’t, it’s either alive or dead, and it never exists in a zombie-like state.

Like this:

I was talking to a man the other day who was telling me stories from his past, and I was sad, because all of his memories were scenes from sitcoms he’d seen on TV. Then I sold him a box of tissues, and then convinced him to let me use them all, since he did make me cry.

Like this:

I used to be a bicycle salesman, with my main promotion being Buy One Tire, Get One FREE. Now I sell Unicycles, and when you buy one you get a FREE handlebar mustache.

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September 11th is less than two days away, so to honor that memory and dishonor one of the main culprits, George W. Bush, I decided to rework Kanye West and Lil Pump’s video for “I love it” into a 9/11 Truther GIF.

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