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Every Friday The Thirteenth I celebrate Knights Templar Day. I’ve got THE authentic map that details the location of their hidden treasure, and I’ll sell it to you for ONLY $19.95. (Limit one per customer.)

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While you’re waiting on the love of your life, why don’t you go to the bathroom and wash your hands 4,321 times? It’s stocked with enough April in The Ozarks to get you through this winter of your soul.

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You can live life twice, when you find your soul mate, because you feel what she feels, and her heart pumps your veins with love.

2019/09/052019/09/05 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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We live in a world of fake money, fake food, fake news, fake history, fake space, fake reasons to go to war, and fake genders, but you think the love you swiped right on is real? Well, I’ll leave you that delusion, because at least it was FREE.

2019/04/042019/04/04 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Would you accept True Love that was mostly true, say about 80%? Probably not, right? Well, why do you tolerate that with your alternative news sources?

2019/03/102019/03/10 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I spend all my time searching for True Love, and when I find it, I will have found the greatest treasure. But in the meantime, it couldn’t hurt if I also looked for buried gold and silver.

2019/01/202019/01/20 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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In a world of fake everything, be genuine, even if you stand out and stand alone. If you are real, and you are alone because you are real, then you are better off than if you fake it to fit in and are surrounded by fake people.

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The thing about love is you can try hide away, but it’s going to find you. Sounds great, right? Not so fast. If you aren’t ready for it, and you take it for granted, it will leave you, and it will leave you feeling broken and abused.

2018/11/222018/11/22 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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