Tag: tree
Or perhaps your love has inspired my stone-heart to grow into a tree that’s full of green life.
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Powerlines, they’ve been ruining landscape photography ever since Edison didn’t listen to Tesla. Probably.
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I’ve written a whole forest’s worth of Love Poetry for you, and not a single tree was chopped down to complete this Library of The Heart.
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Not only do I sell Cheeseburger Milkshakes, but I also sell oven mitts shaped like boxing gloves, so you can more stylishly fight forest fires. You just might wish you had a pair the next time a forest fire comes knocking on your door, after avoiding trees and shrubs and grass.
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Agriculture is hard, and trees grow up so fast these days—most of them growing up without a father. That’s why I chose to #Startup a Meme Farm. Now I can press fresh Dankness, and sell it in Juice Format as a Coffee Alternative used in waking up The People.
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I love how trees can read my mind, because they already know what I’m about to write down on paper, and which one of their dead family members I am using to record my thoughts for posterity.
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