Tag: travel
Many elderly waterfalls move to Branson to retire, and if you decide to adopt a Snuggly Splash Factory, you need to buy adequate aqua equipment to properly care for these gurgling geriatrics.
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Some people are people people, and some people are animal people. I am a Cat Lady, though at least I don’t travel without understanding gratuity.
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As Masters of The Fondle, TSA agents are so romantic that if they weren’t getting paid to grope travelers, they’d all probably be sitting at home writing Love Poetry in the style of Allen Ginsberg, that rambler for NAMBLA.
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A shoplifter in a shopping cart is already in a prison cell of sorts.
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If your heart craves a mystical place, you’ll love The Ozarks. In fact, it’s so magical it doesn’t exist. Do not try to find it, and definitely do not come here. Just turn around, because this surreal realm is not real.
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Every time I message her that I love her, she always replies with a thumb’s up. I’m glad my heart is full of romance for such an affectionate and caring person.
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