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The president of The Branson Missouri Chamber of Commerce is like a finely sculpted piece of raw clay—in that he needs to be fired. Also, he’s finely sculpted in the same way as an overflowing trash can.

2020/02/042020/02/04 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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The reason you think fashion today is trash is because it IS trash. But why pay a lot of money for trash, when I sell garbage for a fraction of the price?

2019/03/142019/03/14 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I drive an exotic sports car, a 2011 Toyota Camry, so I’m a guy that appreciates speed and luxury, which is why I decided to start selling high-quantity goods at low-quality prices.

2019/02/262019/02/26 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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This is one SALE you don’t want to miss. Wendell will be gone, and I have a key, so everything MUST go! Especially the globe. That piece of #FakeNews is included FREE if you take out the trash.

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Not all fires are romantic, though try telling a CNN viewer that the flaming garbage that gets aired 24/7 isn’t worth taking up any space in their heart, and you’ll realize how frustrating it is trying to wake up someone who sleeps with their eyes open.

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