If you’re going to deviate sexually from what nature intended, I recommend becoming asexual. You save a lot of money and time by not dating, and you’d be amazed what you can accomplish by channeling your testosterone into intellectual pursuits.
Bill Gates is now the largest farmland owner in America. Why? Does the same “man” who wants to kill you also want to sell you healthy food?
I’m now offering FREE refills on Duck Soup. Must be 21 years or older to drink. Julia Roberts LOVES it, and she said it reminds her of the horse piss she used to drink as a young man.
I took this photo, but I didn’t take this photo. I took it from Google, and once I’m done promoting myself, I promise I’ll put it back.