Tag: tourism
If Branson’s tourism strategy is to attract the fattest, oldest, dumbest, and cheapest visitors, then I’d say they are executing flawlessly. Too bad repeat business is a problem due to poverty and death in that particular demographic.
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If you and I actually do find The Lost Treasure of Jesse James, we’ll split it fairly 50/50/50/50/50, with you getting half of half, and me getting the other half and half of half.
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Some people are people people, and some people are animal people. I am a Cat Lady, though at least I don’t travel without understanding gratuity.
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My heart is shaped like a strawberry, and when it’s full of your lemonade-flavored love it’s probably something that Branson tourists would pay $19.95 to sip on in the hot summer. I’m hoping you’ll supply me with FREE refills.
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I was born a salesman, and I was born after the promotional date, so I hope my mom got me for 50% OFF. I do know I was Buy One, Get One FREE, which is odd because I don’t have a twin, and that’s why I’m so extra.
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A shoplifter in a shopping cart is already in a prison cell of sorts.
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My last cardiologist said my heart problems are due to the fact that I love too hard, but I disagreed and so I fired him. This has negatively impacted the performance of my Toyota Camry, because my last cardiologist was also my car mechanic.
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If you love my service as a Reality Tour Guide, or even if you hate it, would you be kind enough to recommend me to all your friends? Be sure to mention my ever-rising fee, and tell them that’s just one of the many benefits of doing business with me.
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My meatloaf is cow sushi, in that it’s absolutely raw. It tastes terrible, but it’s made with 100% Pure Love, and that’s why I hope you’ll take home all the leftovers before they get too stinky.
