Dunkin Donuts in town is continually hiring. How would YOU like to work in an environment where the aesthetic makes a cold gas station bathroom feel like a cozy log cabin lit yellow-orange by a flickering hearth fire by comparison? And you get FREE refills on customer rage!

2021/09/21 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Potential customers always ask me, “Jarod, what are you selling over at BearPaw Duck and Meme Farm?” I tell them, “If you don’t know what I’m selling, then you’re the best kind of buyer.”

2021/07/16 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Fiat currency makes you poorer all the time. It not only takes continually more Labor Trade Units to buy things, but it also takes more time to try to make up for loss of spending power. Fiat currency robs you of both wealth and life.

2021/06/26 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Did you know that duck-egg yolks are so golden because those swimming birds soak up sunlight and convert it directly into an omelet-ready substance? I also have powdered sunlight FOR SALE, but if you were to accidentally snort some, you’d burn your eyes out from the inside.

2021/05/30 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Arthur Conan Doyle and Agatha Christie are my favorites. I love a good mystery, like the FrankenContents of your preferred pizza, but that’s too scary. For something that’s not practically out of a Mary Shelley novel, I eat at Brick Oven.

2021/02/16 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Everybody loves duck-soup-flavored ice cream. 10,000 hours of swimming go into each scoop!

2020/12/312021/01/14 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

If you don’t understand what I mean, it’s because I make Memes of The Future. Try reading it again in ten minutes and see if time has caught up yet.

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Is a bag of BearPaw Duck Farm’s Powdered Egg Substitute Protein Mix more valuable than cocaine? Give it a snort and find out for yourself!

2020/11/23 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Life is made of time, people, and places. Why not spend your time with the best people in the best places?

2020/10/06 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Nothing illustrates the difference between quality and quantity more than fiat currency. You can have all the fake money in the world, but if it’s intrinsic value is zero then it’s not worth anything. Branson’s Five & Dime is also the quality to the currencies of fives and dimes.

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Dunkin Donuts in town is continually hiring. How would YOU like to work in an environment where the aesthetic makes a cold gas station bathroom feel like a cozy log cabin lit yellow-orange by a flickering hearth fire by comparison? And you get FREE refills on customer rage!

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Potential customers always ask me, “Jarod, what are you selling over at BearPaw Duck and Meme Farm?” I tell them, “If you don’t know what I’m selling, then you’re the best kind of buyer.”

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Fiat currency makes you poorer all the time. It not only takes continually more Labor Trade Units to buy things, but it also takes more time to try to make up for loss of spending power. Fiat currency robs you of both wealth and life.

Like this:

Did you know that duck-egg yolks are so golden because those swimming birds soak up sunlight and convert it directly into an omelet-ready substance? I also have powdered sunlight FOR SALE, but if you were to accidentally snort some, you’d burn your eyes out from the inside.

Like this:

Arthur Conan Doyle and Agatha Christie are my favorites. I love a good mystery, like the FrankenContents of your preferred pizza, but that’s too scary. For something that’s not practically out of a Mary Shelley novel, I eat at Brick Oven.

Like this:

Everybody loves duck-soup-flavored ice cream. 10,000 hours of swimming go into each scoop!

Like this:

If you don’t understand what I mean, it’s because I make Memes of The Future. Try reading it again in ten minutes and see if time has caught up yet.

Like this:

Is a bag of BearPaw Duck Farm’s Powdered Egg Substitute Protein Mix more valuable than cocaine? Give it a snort and find out for yourself!

Like this:

Life is made of time, people, and places. Why not spend your time with the best people in the best places?

Like this:

Nothing illustrates the difference between quality and quantity more than fiat currency. You can have all the fake money in the world, but if it’s intrinsic value is zero then it’s not worth anything. Branson’s Five & Dime is also the quality to the currencies of fives and dimes.

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