I wrote this a long space ago, but I haven’t the foggiest clue when.

2018/02/102018/02/10 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I accidentally wrote, “This Book is Not FOR SAL” on my GIF, instead of “This Book is Not FOR SALE,” but I decided not to change it because it’s also not for SAL. I’m sorry, Sal, but you are not allowed to read this particular book.

I should make a watch that ditches the numbers 1-12 in favor twelve LOVEs, evenly spaced where the hours would be, because no matter what time it is, it’s time to love.

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Tomorrow night I’ll resume selling Romance, and due to increased demand, I’ll be raising prices—and widening the doors to my shop.

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Is there nobility in poverty? It is good to be a poet, but it is better to be a poet who owns Po.et.

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I sell smiles because frowns take too much work to produce, and people don’t even want FREE samples, let alone want to buy any.

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Love is always just one breath away, because it comes from inside you, and when you find it, it’s your job to give it away.

2018/01/062018/01/06 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Love is all we really have, but love is all we really need—and it’s all anybody truly wants. The more you give, the more you get—and the more you have to give.

2018/01/02 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I lined up seventeen people, each of whom only had a first name that was monosyllabic, and I arranged what would have been the most romantic haiku, if only one person didn’t feel lonely and without a partner.

2017/12/29 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Of all the things you have to sell, you should NEVER sell your love. No, you should offer it FOR LEASE. Ask me about my Romance Special that is customized just for you.

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Spectators tell me I dance like a flying fish, and it’s true, I am #TheMichaelPhelpsOfBodyAviation, and right now my dancing lessons are ON SALE at defective parachute prices.

2017/12/27 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Tag: this book is not for sale

I wrote this a long space ago, but I haven’t the foggiest clue when.

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I should make a watch that ditches the numbers 1-12 in favor twelve LOVEs, evenly spaced where the hours would be, because no matter what time it is, it’s time to love.

Like this:

Tomorrow night I’ll resume selling Romance, and due to increased demand, I’ll be raising prices—and widening the doors to my shop.

Like this:

Is there nobility in poverty? It is good to be a poet, but it is better to be a poet who owns Po.et.

Like this:

I sell smiles because frowns take too much work to produce, and people don’t even want FREE samples, let alone want to buy any.

Like this:

Love is always just one breath away, because it comes from inside you, and when you find it, it’s your job to give it away.

Like this:

Love is all we really have, but love is all we really need—and it’s all anybody truly wants. The more you give, the more you get—and the more you have to give.

Like this:

I lined up seventeen people, each of whom only had a first name that was monosyllabic, and I arranged what would have been the most romantic haiku, if only one person didn’t feel lonely and without a partner.

Like this:

Of all the things you have to sell, you should NEVER sell your love. No, you should offer it FOR LEASE. Ask me about my Romance Special that is customized just for you.

Like this:

Spectators tell me I dance like a flying fish, and it’s true, I am #TheMichaelPhelpsOfBodyAviation, and right now my dancing lessons are ON SALE at defective parachute prices.

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