Every hero wears a signature costume, and garbage men wear Yellow Vests, like the French icons of today, so while comic book heroes wear Spandex and live only in the hearts of teenage fanboys, these guys are out in the streets making a real difference in the world.

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Actually, comparing State Troopers to pirates isn’t quite accurate, and is offensive—to pirates. A pirate knows he’s a thief and a scoundrel, and he doesn’t pretend to be honorable, while a State Trooper is more morally repugnant because he declares he’s serving The People.

2019/04/022019/04/02 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Shopping for shopping carts has been my addiction ever since I discovered that Aldi’s was selling them for a quarter each. Now I resell them at 3 for 99 cents, or 95 for ONLY $19.95!

2019/03/012019/03/01 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Steaks are NOW 19 for $19.95. Wow, that’s practically a steal! Actually, it truly is a steal. That’s what makes the food taste so great!

2019/02/272019/02/27 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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If I won a silver medal at The Olympics, I may be more ecstatic than if I won the exotic and acclaimed gold, because silver is being historically suppressed, and offers a higher value potential on the other side of the dollar collapse.

2019/02/252019/02/25 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

The best part about selling to politicians is they never buy anything, even when they buy everything. They purchase, but The People pay.

2019/02/032019/02/03 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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A shopping cart over a bonfire is a Poor Man’s Grill. Right now I’m selling charred hamburgers that taste like savings, particularly and specifically Everyday Low Prices, because I stole this cart from Walmart.

2019/01/312019/01/31 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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A shoplifter in a shopping cart is already in a prison cell of sorts.

2018/12/042018/12/04 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I hate bank robbers. You know, Rothschild, Goldman Sachs, J.P. Morgan, and other Central Bank owners.

2018/09/292018/09/29 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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When The Government offers you Dirt Soup, not only is it FREE, but you have to pay for it. Oh, and you are the one who made it.

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Every hero wears a signature costume, and garbage men wear Yellow Vests, like the French icons of today, so while comic book heroes wear Spandex and live only in the hearts of teenage fanboys, these guys are out in the streets making a real difference in the world.

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Actually, comparing State Troopers to pirates isn’t quite accurate, and is offensive—to pirates. A pirate knows he’s a thief and a scoundrel, and he doesn’t pretend to be honorable, while a State Trooper is more morally repugnant because he declares he’s serving The People.

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Shopping for shopping carts has been my addiction ever since I discovered that Aldi’s was selling them for a quarter each. Now I resell them at 3 for 99 cents, or 95 for ONLY $19.95!

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Steaks are NOW 19 for $19.95. Wow, that’s practically a steal! Actually, it truly is a steal. That’s what makes the food taste so great!

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If I won a silver medal at The Olympics, I may be more ecstatic than if I won the exotic and acclaimed gold, because silver is being historically suppressed, and offers a higher value potential on the other side of the dollar collapse.

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The best part about selling to politicians is they never buy anything, even when they buy everything. They purchase, but The People pay.

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A shopping cart over a bonfire is a Poor Man’s Grill. Right now I’m selling charred hamburgers that taste like savings, particularly and specifically Everyday Low Prices, because I stole this cart from Walmart.

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A shoplifter in a shopping cart is already in a prison cell of sorts.

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I hate bank robbers. You know, Rothschild, Goldman Sachs, J.P. Morgan, and other Central Bank owners.

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When The Government offers you Dirt Soup, not only is it FREE, but you have to pay for it. Oh, and you are the one who made it.

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