In honor of The World’s Largest Occult Ceremony, I’m offering an Olympics Special. Not only will you go way over budget, as I’ll be overcharging you, but since it’s not your money and nobody will be watching, nobody will care.
Tag: the olympics
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If Jennifer Anniston can go around masquerading as an actress, maybe I could put on my Gender Equality Mask and compete in The Olympics as a female. I’m taking home that gold medal, you transphobic bigot.
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I once went to a Satanic Ceremony and an international sporting event broke out. There was Danger on the field, like Rodney.
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If I won a silver medal at The Olympics, I may be more ecstatic than if I won the exotic and acclaimed gold, because silver is being historically suppressed, and offers a higher value potential on the other side of the dollar collapse.
