I can coach you how to become the next Michael Phelps—but not the Michael Phelps of swimming. No, I’ll teach you how to sleep like a pro. And if you don’t fall asleep during class, I won’t think you’re a good student.

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I’m a planner and a doer. Tonight I plan on doing tomorrow, and when tomorrow comes I’ll spend all day reflecting back on tonight, and how proud I am that I got all this planning done.

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As an amateur Air Machine Architect, I design contraptions meant to take man from Point A to Point Z without touching points B through Y. My first Air Machine was modeled off the aerodynamic bodies of ducks, which is why it required water to operate and left poop everywhere.

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If I have 25 ducks, and I give you two, how many ducks do I have? The answer is 25, because I’m not in the business of just giving ducks away. But if you are interested, they are all FOR SALE.

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This #ad is #sponsored by The Piano Movers Association of America, and NOT by Absolut Vodka, because they won’t return my calls or respond to my demands to be paid for services rendered.

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This is an innovative class, because you pay me $19.95, and in return I teach you nothing. But in doing so, I teach you everything, so I think it’s a deal and you’ll really get your money’s worth. Sign up today!

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Have you ever stepped on a Lego? Well, you know that jerky movement your legs do, with an accompanying torso contortion? I can teach you how to dance like that without the pain stimulus that prompted that stylish motion. And my Dancing Lessons are now in liquid format!

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I learned to draw the old-fashioned way—while not paying attention in math class. Let me teach you the art born of boredom and distraction.

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I sell Sex Appeal In A Cup in small, medium, and large sizes. The cups are identical in volume, and the refills are FREE, but they’ll make your lover thirst for you like coffee.

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I can teach you how to dance, but I can’t teach you how to be sexy. Well, I mean I can, but it’ll cost you an additional $19.95.

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I can coach you how to become the next Michael Phelps—but not the Michael Phelps of swimming. No, I’ll teach you how to sleep like a pro. And if you don’t fall asleep during class, I won’t think you’re a good student.

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I’m a planner and a doer. Tonight I plan on doing tomorrow, and when tomorrow comes I’ll spend all day reflecting back on tonight, and how proud I am that I got all this planning done.

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As an amateur Air Machine Architect, I design contraptions meant to take man from Point A to Point Z without touching points B through Y. My first Air Machine was modeled off the aerodynamic bodies of ducks, which is why it required water to operate and left poop everywhere.

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If I have 25 ducks, and I give you two, how many ducks do I have? The answer is 25, because I’m not in the business of just giving ducks away. But if you are interested, they are all FOR SALE.

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This #ad is #sponsored by The Piano Movers Association of America, and NOT by Absolut Vodka, because they won’t return my calls or respond to my demands to be paid for services rendered.

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This is an innovative class, because you pay me $19.95, and in return I teach you nothing. But in doing so, I teach you everything, so I think it’s a deal and you’ll really get your money’s worth. Sign up today!

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Have you ever stepped on a Lego? Well, you know that jerky movement your legs do, with an accompanying torso contortion? I can teach you how to dance like that without the pain stimulus that prompted that stylish motion. And my Dancing Lessons are now in liquid format!

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I learned to draw the old-fashioned way—while not paying attention in math class. Let me teach you the art born of boredom and distraction.

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I sell Sex Appeal In A Cup in small, medium, and large sizes. The cups are identical in volume, and the refills are FREE, but they’ll make your lover thirst for you like coffee.

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