Tag: taxes
There’s no better way to celebrate our freedom on this 4th of July than to cheer about our upcoming war with Iran for Israel. Who needs beer with all this intoxicating #MAGA? Bombs are better than fireworks anyway, right America?
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If you were to write the most romantic piece of literature imaginable, it would look exactly like our tax code. All eight trillion pages.
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Every hero wears a signature costume, and garbage men wear Yellow Vests, like the French icons of today, so while comic book heroes wear Spandex and live only in the hearts of teenage fanboys, these guys are out in the streets making a real difference in the world.
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Actually, it wasn’t fair of me to say the only thing Rothschild loves more than stealing is war, because he also loves extortion, funding fake news, censorship of Truth, distorting markets through the magification of fake money while destroying economies, and sacrificing babies.
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These days, relevant Fashion Houses are mostly influenced by Meme Culture, but Kind Art Zoo Jar’s main influence is the migratory patterns of populations based on varying tax rates. The fact that he’ll put you to sleep is what makes him so woke!
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Kind Art Zoo Jar just invented lollipop-flavored pants. Taste before you buy! The crotch area has the most yum per square inch.
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How would YOU like to earn $19.95 per day chopping down trees with your bare hands? Sound too good to be true? Well, that’s because it is! You forgot to subtract taxes from your take-home pay!
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It’s good to be king. I mean, I guess it is. I still have to pay taxes, so who’s the real ruler? I inherited my throne from my father, who died years before I was born, which is why his chair is so small.
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Two sunsets and a clock walked into a bar, and before the bartender could deny them service, the clock spoke and said, “It’s OK, they’re with me, I’m broke, and they’re paying.” But the clock lied, because the sunsets had no money, as they generously give away their glory for FREE.
