The president of The Branson Missouri Chamber of Commerce is like a finely sculpted piece of raw clay—in that he needs to be fired. Also, he’s finely sculpted in the same way as an overflowing trash can.

2020/02/042020/02/04 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I remember signing The Social Contract the instant I was born, before I had even been assigned a name. With FREE roads that we have to pay for and are never repaired, along with other benefits like the largest prison industry in history, it’s quite a bargain.

2019/10/012019/10/01 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

If you were to write the most romantic piece of literature imaginable, it would look exactly like our tax code. All eight trillion pages.

2019/04/14 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Kind Art Zoo Jar just invented lollipop-flavored pants. Taste before you buy! The crotch area has the most yum per square inch.

2019/02/132019/02/13 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Two sunsets and a clock walked into a bar, and before the bartender could deny them service, the clock spoke and said, “It’s OK, they’re with me, I’m broke, and they’re paying.” But the clock lied, because the sunsets had no money, as they generously give away their glory for FREE.

2018/05/30 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I’ve never met a sunset I didn’t love. Well, except for that one that tried to steal my girlfriend that one DayNight. It would have succeeded to, if it didn’t so abrutly disappear into the darkness.

2018/05/30 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Instead of March 15th, I think Corporate Taxes should be due on February 14th, Valentine’s Day, because honestly, is anything more romantic than doing your taxes?

2018/02/162018/02/16 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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What’s the difference between the government and bank robbers? The bank robbers control the government and give themselves bail-outs and bail-ins.

2017/12/22 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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The president of The Branson Missouri Chamber of Commerce is like a finely sculpted piece of raw clay—in that he needs to be fired. Also, he’s finely sculpted in the same way as an overflowing trash can.

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If you were to write the most romantic piece of literature imaginable, it would look exactly like our tax code. All eight trillion pages.

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Kind Art Zoo Jar just invented lollipop-flavored pants. Taste before you buy! The crotch area has the most yum per square inch.

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Two sunsets and a clock walked into a bar, and before the bartender could deny them service, the clock spoke and said, “It’s OK, they’re with me, I’m broke, and they’re paying.” But the clock lied, because the sunsets had no money, as they generously give away their glory for FREE.

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I’ve never met a sunset I didn’t love. Well, except for that one that tried to steal my girlfriend that one DayNight. It would have succeeded to, if it didn’t so abrutly disappear into the darkness.

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Instead of March 15th, I think Corporate Taxes should be due on February 14th, Valentine’s Day, because honestly, is anything more romantic than doing your taxes?

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What’s the difference between the government and bank robbers? The bank robbers control the government and give themselves bail-outs and bail-ins.

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