Some men fish, some men talk about fishing, and some men talk about some men talking about fishing. My question to you is simple. What kind of fish are you?

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I love my cousin, and I’d never lie to him. Not only because I love him, but because he’s deaf, which means he reads body language like The Florida State University football team reads Dr. Seuss, and you can try to deceive with your words, but your body will always betray you.

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You plant a tree to have something to leave behind, like a monkey in a bathtub. This #SponsoredAd was brought to you by April in The Ozarks.

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I tried telling her, but she wouldn’t listen. I tried showing her, but she refused to see. I asked her what she thought, and she refused to say. That was the last time I ever spoke to Helen Keller.

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I’ve said this before, but why say something once when it’s about being a Chatty Cathy and I could say it twice?

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There is always something to talk about, even if we talk about talking. But whatever you do, don’t talk about the weather without really talking about the weather.

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Communication is paramount in a relationship, and body language may be the most important form of talking. Perhaps I got divorced because I can’t take a picture without making a really serious face.

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To effectively communicate, it’s important to use words you know will be understood, and to speak in a falsetto voice, with matching jiggly body language and giggles interjected, to show that you are serious.

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My favorite part on your body is your heart. There’s nothing sexier than feeling it beat fast with desire for me.

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God gave writers one brain and two #MindMouths, so we could talk to ourselves and not have to bother conversing with anybody else by actually speaking. As you read this, my words go from me to you, half of a dialogue, and that’s one 50% I support 100%.

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Some men fish, some men talk about fishing, and some men talk about some men talking about fishing. My question to you is simple. What kind of fish are you?

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I love my cousin, and I’d never lie to him. Not only because I love him, but because he’s deaf, which means he reads body language like The Florida State University football team reads Dr. Seuss, and you can try to deceive with your words, but your body will always betray you.

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You plant a tree to have something to leave behind, like a monkey in a bathtub. This #SponsoredAd was brought to you by April in The Ozarks.

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I tried telling her, but she wouldn’t listen. I tried showing her, but she refused to see. I asked her what she thought, and she refused to say. That was the last time I ever spoke to Helen Keller.

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I’ve said this before, but why say something once when it’s about being a Chatty Cathy and I could say it twice?

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There is always something to talk about, even if we talk about talking. But whatever you do, don’t talk about the weather without really talking about the weather.

Like this:

Communication is paramount in a relationship, and body language may be the most important form of talking. Perhaps I got divorced because I can’t take a picture without making a really serious face.

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To effectively communicate, it’s important to use words you know will be understood, and to speak in a falsetto voice, with matching jiggly body language and giggles interjected, to show that you are serious.

Like this:

My favorite part on your body is your heart. There’s nothing sexier than feeling it beat fast with desire for me.

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God gave writers one brain and two #MindMouths, so we could talk to ourselves and not have to bother conversing with anybody else by actually speaking. As you read this, my words go from me to you, half of a dialogue, and that’s one 50% I support 100%.

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