Tag: talking
Communication is paramount in a relationship, and body language may be the most important form of talking. Perhaps I got divorced because I can’t take a picture without making a really serious face.
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To effectively communicate, it’s important to use words you know will be understood, and to speak in a falsetto voice, with matching jiggly body language and giggles interjected, to show that you are serious.
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My favorite part on your body is your heart. There’s nothing sexier than feeling it beat fast with desire for me.
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God gave writers one brain and two #MindMouths, so we could talk to ourselves and not have to bother conversing with anybody else by actually speaking. As you read this, my words go from me to you, half of a dialogue, and that’s one 50% I support 100%.
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Societal change starts with me, and if I use my voice to say another should speak for me, by voting, then I can change The System. I’ll use The System to beat The System, by giving power to another person to challenge The System for me, with the understanding that The System that person earns a living off of should be destroyed by that person.
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Agriculture is hard, and trees grow up so fast these days—most of them growing up without a father. That’s why I chose to #Startup a Meme Farm. Now I can press fresh Dankness, and sell it in Juice Format as a Coffee Alternative used in waking up The People.
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What I love most about my cat is that when I talk, he listens. And by listens I mean sleeps. It’s just another sign I should be a college professor in a huge lecture hall.
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Two ducks walked into a bar. So stupid! They must have been CNN viewers, because they should have lived up to their name and ducked. Thankfully when they hit their heads, they didn’t damage their brains—because only because they had no brains to begin with.
