Tag: swimming
The Search for The Lost Treasure of Jesse James is the ONLY Branson attraction where you spend money for the chance to make money. It could be the easiest way to swim in cash without waiting for inflation to make you into both a millionaire and a peasant.
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I used to want to be an astronaut, but I gave up hanging around in a pool when I quit competitive swimming. These NASA scuba divers have never trained in the water like I have, and with or without a suit, I’d still beat them in a race.
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It’s true, I could have been a pro fisherman—if somebody, anybody wanted to pay me. But nobody does, so instead I dispense my wisdom for FREE.
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She has eyes the color of pure spring water in The Ozarks, and by that I mean I’d like to get naked and go swimming in them.
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Spectators tell me I dance like a flying fish, and it’s true, I am #TheMichaelPhelpsOfBodyAviation, and right now my dancing lessons are ON SALE at defective parachute prices.
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I now sell nonsense in small, small-medium, medium, medium-large, large, and large-small. They all come with FREE refills and the same size of cup.
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I’m an adrenaline junky. I also used to be the other kind of junky. Yes, like most Americans, I was hooked on the most dangerous drug of all—#FakeNews.
