Tag: surreal memes
Who am I when I’m asleep? Dreams, they are who I am when I’m too tired to be me.
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Sometimes I long for the good old days, like the ones between the years 2033 through 2039. The crowd gathered outside my house and chanted, “The bees are dead! You killed all the bees!” And they repeated that until one guy got stung, and then they apologized and left my yard.
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A broken clock is right twice a day—and that makes NOW the perfect time to buy one, because now when you Buy One Broken Clock, You Get FREE Fake Space! I buy Factory Direct from NASA, so you know my inventory is FRESH.
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Try The Fish Drink. It tastes like beer and wasted time. Buy a six pack for the price of eight.
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You can afford to sell at 50% off when you have a whole warehouse full of the stuff, like I do.
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To effectively communicate, it’s important to use words you know will be understood, and to speak in a falsetto voice, with matching jiggly body language and giggles interjected, to show that you are serious.
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These days, relevant Fashion Houses are mostly influenced by Meme Culture, but Kind Art Zoo Jar’s main influence is the migratory patterns of populations based on varying tax rates. The fact that he’ll put you to sleep is what makes him so woke!
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Don’t forget to try my cabbage soup. It’s fresh NOW. Well, assuming you’re reading this on March 5th, 2012, which is coming up on seven years ago. With my Teleportation Box, you can buy from me no matter where you are in the world and still loyally shop local.
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Next time you have a funeral, you should hire a better DJ. Also, the cheese dip tasted a little funky, like a 1970s disco hit, and I like my queso smoother, like love songs from the 80s.
