Have I ever driven a forklift before? Has The Pope ever read The Bible? The answer is no, but that doesn’t mean I’m not the best man for the job. How do I know I’m the best? Because I bought a trophy that says exactly that and corroborates my claim.

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What better time to succeed than when you are failing and your life depends on you accomplishing your goal? That’s why the best time to call me for swimming lessons is when you are drowning, but don’t expect to make The Olympics or not die your first coaching session. No refunds.

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I look at “I Voted” stickers the same way I look at Trophies For All. It’s a way to feel good about yourself, as if you actually accomplished something, when in reality it’s used as a tool to stop you from striving to achieve through failure.

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To do nothing is to do something. Sometimes that’s a wise strategy, like when playing hide-and-go-seek while trying to act invisible so nobody sees you. But doing nothing is the worst thing you can do when it comes to marketing.

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There are no Speed Limit signs on your road to success. The revenue collectors are irrelevant and should be avoided at all cost.

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I am THE Rocky Balboa of the voting world, because I have been training and preparing for four years to change the world. Will I succeed? It will be a challenge, but by bubbling in my Presidential choice, I will save earth. Am I a hero? You decide. But a parade would be nice.

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It used to be that you needed to go to college to be considered successful, but now that college is seen as a scam, they should just evenly distribute degrees so we can all live The American Dream.

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I’m a born salesman. In fact, I was born earlier than the doctor expected, so before my mom and I left the hospital I was able successfully haggle down the price of the whole process, getting it discounted by the amount of time I saved by appearing before my scheduled arrival.

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You could be who you were born to be. With my red clown noses FOR SALE, or FREE with select offers, you no longer have to wait around for Presidential Elections to let the world know who you really are deep inside.

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Have I ever driven a forklift before? Has The Pope ever read The Bible? The answer is no, but that doesn’t mean I’m not the best man for the job. How do I know I’m the best? Because I bought a trophy that says exactly that and corroborates my claim.

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What better time to succeed than when you are failing and your life depends on you accomplishing your goal? That’s why the best time to call me for swimming lessons is when you are drowning, but don’t expect to make The Olympics or not die your first coaching session. No refunds.

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I look at “I Voted” stickers the same way I look at Trophies For All. It’s a way to feel good about yourself, as if you actually accomplished something, when in reality it’s used as a tool to stop you from striving to achieve through failure.

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There are no Speed Limit signs on your road to success. The revenue collectors are irrelevant and should be avoided at all cost.

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I am THE Rocky Balboa of the voting world, because I have been training and preparing for four years to change the world. Will I succeed? It will be a challenge, but by bubbling in my Presidential choice, I will save earth. Am I a hero? You decide. But a parade would be nice.

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It used to be that you needed to go to college to be considered successful, but now that college is seen as a scam, they should just evenly distribute degrees so we can all live The American Dream.

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I’m a born salesman. In fact, I was born earlier than the doctor expected, so before my mom and I left the hospital I was able successfully haggle down the price of the whole process, getting it discounted by the amount of time I saved by appearing before my scheduled arrival.

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You could be who you were born to be. With my red clown noses FOR SALE, or FREE with select offers, you no longer have to wait around for Presidential Elections to let the world know who you really are deep inside.

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Every defeat is a victory of wisdom, gaining insight for future success.

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