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Did you know that Subway used the rubber found in yoga mats to make their bread? If you think that’s gross, wait until you find out about Beyond Meat! They don’t make food like they used to. That’s why I’m selling all your childhood favorites, pristinely preserved in Tupperware.
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If you were to ask Robert SHILLer, he’d call this Narrative Economics. As for me, I call it FREE marketing for SUBWAY . I do it because as a company they are failing, and I want to see them succeed. I won’t be satisfied until they are a complete failure.
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Are you a Never Forget or an Always Remember kind of person? I’m somewhere in the middle, like Kansas. I mean, I’m not there now, but I would be, if I weren’t stuck in a Time Mobius Trap I foolishly set to spring open on myself in the year 2019, on Nov 12th at exactly 3:33 PM.
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Do you like your yoga mats toasted, or do you like them cold, like the lettuce, tomatoes, and slabs of meat? Either way, Subway has such unbeatable prices it’s like they are wholesalers of #SweatyRubberSandwiches.
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