People always say to me, “Jarod, do you wear a cloud for a wig?” The answer is no, my hair is naturally hovering water vapor, and if your farm is in a drought, you can pay me to come stand in your field and water your crops with my stormy mane.
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America is parched, but instead of being thirsty for Truth and Everlasting Water, Americans are dehydrated of discernment. Without the wind of The Holy Spirit, this land will always be dry.
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I once made a large pot of Lightning Soup. It had two ingredients: Chlorinated water and swimmers in the pool during a thunderstorm.
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I’m sorry I crashed the local economy when my passionate heart took down Branson’s power grid, but I’m not sorry for loving you with such ferocious magnitude.
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I’m now offering FREE hugs! Only 99 cents per person per time!
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Love is everywhere, but love isn’t everywhere evenly. There is more love in The Ozarks than anywhere else, because that’s where I am.
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I want the #adrenochrome-drinking Luciferians brought to justice as much as anybody who’s not an #adrenochrome-drinking Luciferian, but The System is not going to purify The System, and Q is just a branch of the corrupt alphabet government agencies.
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