Here at BearPaw Duck & Meme Farm, I’ve sold more T-shirts than I have eggs. That’s because I’ve sold ONE T-shirt. I know, because I bought it myself. I guess I am a pretty savvy businessman.
Tag: starvation
It’s like my good friend Elon Musk said, “If you don’t shop at BearPaw Duck & Meme Farm, you’ll wish you were born as a hologram, because I’m going to Mars to be with other beings of light, so go buy a Tesla and starve.”
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BearPaw Duck Farm is prepared for famine, and we actually sell Leather Soup. It’s flavored like shoes from 1933, and if you close your eyes while you slurp, you can taste my great grandpa walking around in them.
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What do you get when the government shuts down the economy, closes meat-processing plants, and destroys fruits, vegetables, and milk in mass? One more reason to put on your red MAGA hat and VOTE for FREEDOM!
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When dog shit is seen, a fool veers off to step in it. But only a red MAGA hat sees dog shit and actually goes to VOTE for it, and then cheers as it makes life shitty. MAGA = MA1933A.
