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Love now, not later. Also, love later. And in between, buy some duck eggs from me.

2020/05/062020/05/06 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I wanna go some place where The Dollar still has value, which is why for my 2020 summer vacation, I plan to spend it in 1991. That’s right, I’m going to Branson!

2020/04/212020/04/21 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Lots of companies brag that they make their products with love, but with organic soap, I am really making it with love. What is a fragrance that triggers heart-fluttering nostalgia if not love?

2020/01/202020/01/20 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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When your skin gets carressed by the warm summer breeze, I hope you think of my breath on your body and remember the details. It’s the scents, tastes, and textures that provide richness to romance.

2019/11/262019/11/26 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Autumn leaves go from green to brown, though orange, and that’s a gradient that’s great in the beginning and middle, but sad at the end, like fading love. I wish we could omit winter and summer, and just have a SpringFall kind of romance.

2019/09/302019/09/30 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Powerlines, they’ve been ruining landscape photography ever since Edison didn’t listen to Tesla. Probably.

2019/04/132019/04/13 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Summer in The Ozarks, is there anything more romantic? I mean, besides fall, winter, spring, and me.

2018/08/072018/08/07 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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She has eyes the color of pure spring water in The Ozarks, and by that I mean I’d like to get naked and go swimming in them.

2018/08/052018/08/05 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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