Sleeping should be an Olympic sport. I’m not a very good sleeper now, but in four years, training 18-20 hours a day, I just might be World Champion. Do I have the work ethic to train that hard and sleep that long? Ask my Statistics 101 professor.
People often mistake my extreme athleticism for laziness. They think my cat and I are simply taking a nap, but they don’t realize we are training in the sport known as Cuddling. The only way you get to be World Cuddling Champions is if you train for hours and hours every day.
I’m now selling a liquid escalator in a bottle for your showering pleasure. It’s an uplifting fragrance.
I once went to a Satanic Ceremony and an international sporting event broke out. There was Danger on the field, like Rodney.
Of all the sports, golf is certainly one of them. Well, almost certainly, and I think that’s what I love most about it.