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Ducks now come with voice activation. Batteries and muffled fog-filled muffins sold separately. The ducks are waterproof, but the muffins do NOT double as dish sponges when soggy.

2020/05/012020/05/01 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Not only is the video game sample FREE, but so is the whole game—when you purchase a slice of Leftover Meatloaf. It’s FREE because it sucks, but consumers rank my Leftover Meatloaf as the #1 bath sponge, which is why it’s priced at $19.95.

2019/10/242019/10/24 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Have you considered using Leftover Meatloaf as a sponge to scrub your naked body in the shower? It’s all I seem to think about these days.

2019/08/302019/08/30 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Orange you glad I came up with 33 different ways to use up the last of the Leftover Meatloaf that came included FREE when you bought my old fridge? My favorite is Number 3, because if you shower in the dark like I do, then old meatloaf feels exactly like a crusty sponge.

2019/04/102019/04/10 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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